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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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I hate songs that talk about 'legends never dying' or 'never giving up' and a white guy goes OAHHH OAHHH

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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Do you think Vlad and Lisa Tepes ever pegged?

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Oop, heehee

Went and ordered myself a razer stream controller

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Thinking that between Elgado's stream deck and Razer's, I'm gonna go for Razer's since it's got more buttons and dials compared to the Elgado I was originally eyeing- plus it's $60 cheaper

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Side by side shot of me 10 years ago vs now

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Little gem from Reddit

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Had a moment at work tonight where I spontaneously developed a scientist OC that's like if you had Cave Johnson poorly impersonating Bill Nye the Science Guy-

The "show" starts off with the announcer introducing the show, we get past the title card, and our first view of Professor [REDACTED] is him doing this to a spilled vial of mystery liquid

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If someone's sight isn't good and they can't see you- which can be abbreviated as "C U", and "not" contracted is "n't," then I guess someone's a C Un't

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When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

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When a Character Is Grieving Someone They Never Got to Say Goodbye To

✧ They talk about the person in past tense… then correct themselves. Then stop talking entirely.

✧ They touch things that belonged to the person like they’re fragile, sacred, about to disappear.

✧ They hoard the last voicemail, last message, last anything. Play it. Don’t play it. Just knowing it exists hurts enough.

✧ They leave something untouched, an empty seat, a half-packed bag, a coffee order that isn’t theirs.

✧ They get irrationally angry when someone else seems to be “moving on.” As if forgetting is betrayal.

✧ They don’t let themselves cry all at once. It comes in pieces. Like they’re afraid too much grief will drown them.

✧ They over-apologize. For being quiet. For being distant. For not being okay.

✧ They become hyper-aware of time, dates, anniversaries, time zones, the exact moment everything ended.

✧ They get superstitious. Ritualistic. As if doing things "right" might reverse something.

✧ They smile when they talk about the person. But it’s brittle. And it never quite touches their eyes.

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Today's payday and I finally have money rolling in again