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There's a family reunion coming up that's planned for the second weekend of August in Maryland near DC, and I decided that instead of getting picked up by my uncle after landing I'd take the scenic route and take the train from the airport. While planning that route, I realized that there's a layover at the convention center.

Where Otakon was happening that same weekend.

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Espada game night

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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I hate songs that talk about 'legends never dying' or 'never giving up' and a white guy goes OAHHH OAHHH

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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Do you think Vlad and Lisa Tepes ever pegged?

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Oop, heehee

Went and ordered myself a razer stream controller

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Thinking that between Elgado's stream deck and Razer's, I'm gonna go for Razer's since it's got more buttons and dials compared to the Elgado I was originally eyeing- plus it's $60 cheaper

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Side by side shot of me 10 years ago vs now

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Little gem from Reddit

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Had a moment at work tonight where I spontaneously developed a scientist OC that's like if you had Cave Johnson poorly impersonating Bill Nye the Science Guy-

The "show" starts off with the announcer introducing the show, we get past the title card, and our first view of Professor [REDACTED] is him doing this to a spilled vial of mystery liquid

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If someone's sight isn't good and they can't see you- which can be abbreviated as "C U", and "not" contracted is "n't," then I guess someone's a C Un't

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When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight