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their polyamorous swag

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interview with angelocaris

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️

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"I wont miss."

IS SUCH A HARD.FUCKIJG LINE FROM A GUY WHO CASUALLY MENTIONS THEY "KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT SHARP SHOOTING" DURING A BRIEFING BEFORE CLIMBING INTO THE GOD RAIL CANNON AND LANDING THREE SHOTS ACROSS A CONTINENT WITH NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE OR TRAINIJG HOLY FU CK KMMK I NEED HIK SO BADDD

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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

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I think if you don't watch or interact with One Piece at all, you should be required to have at least 1 friend who does so you can send each and every reference to it their way.

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It's time to PONDER, fellas...

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so I'm in the car with my dad right after my sister's car broke down en route to a Ren Faire

we're passing by rural, bum-fuck middle of Georgia, very little there, some trees, maybe a farmhouse or two.

I'm low-key tired as fuck and have been up since 5 in the am when my dad says-

"Middle of nowhere, huh?"

and then The Wild Highlands by Sea Power starts to play and all of a sudden I feel like I'm the main protagonist in an emo mid-western movie that exclusively calls itself a film

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I cannot BELIEVE that Heinz has the AUDACITY to claim they know the perfect ratio of ketchup to mayo.

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it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

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AAC Cruiserweight M3 - Brute Abombinator

Don't let the President distract you from the fact that in September of 2001, The Brute Abominator threw the Warrior of Light off a tower, and plummeted 250ft through another building.

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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wasn't this topic literally an entire subplot in Tales of Ba Sing Se, can we be so for real rn

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there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well

and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it

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Why tariffs, why is this the thing I mean I know it’s cause he’s stupid but why is this the thing he’s stupid about

the answer is so much more stupid and gay than you could possibly have imagined: