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With its seven Oscar wins, including Best Picture, this became the most awarded Best Picture winner since Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 14 years earlier. Everything Everywhere All at Once + trivia

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Hi friends haven’t seen y’all in a bit just wanted to share this cute outfit i bought 😚

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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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Stop saying "h word." The word you're looking for is HORNY. You're HORNY. You want sweaty BALLS on your FACE.

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this is a post for no.1 mimikyu enjoyer natalie @sharkodactyl

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Being gay is… def a time

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hi YouTube! today we're gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]

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those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

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The horrors… they are truly astonishing… (not being cuddled)

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Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

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My bold prediction is that Brendon Urie is going to leave the public eye for a year, maybe two years max and then attempt to make a comeback with his new "wife guy" persona.

My second prediction is that this will blow up in his face within six months

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Shoutout to everyone who has died and come back sluttier each time

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can someone please get these hoes under control i'm BUSY