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"No one suspects 'create uncured meat's."

-Aj

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"This whole song is avocado."

-Alexa

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"When lucifer gives you lemons smoke Marijuana"

-Aric

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"You are overdue for a nostril cleaning."

-Alexa

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"The vegetable equivalent of a still born carrot."

-Aj

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"I would love to get war crimed again."

-Kate

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"Aj, do you have asian ears?"

-Alexa

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"Are snakes all throat?"

-Fritz

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"Actually I think you can live in my place if you're a secret Llama"

-Aric

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"But I a secret giraffe"

"Don't think you know me. I'm a secret Llama"

-Aj & Fritz

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“Verge will tell you his middle initial is n. But what he doesn't say is that n stands for stubborn.”

-Myri

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“We are told to be in the world but not of it. So we are directed to drink mocktails.”

-Aric

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"I'm trying to avoid spiraling into the pit of despairs. Trumpets help."

-Alexa

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"My rock is so big I hit your lamp."

-Alexa

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“Bunny go flap flap!”

-Alexa

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“The walls are spicy”

-Lucy

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"Did you used to have eyeballs?"

-Alexa