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remember when she did it just for me lmao jk jk but also not but also immortal longings has left no longings in me whatsoever except of a dream, let me slumber once more, to see him

new fic idea, boss!

miss chloe wakes up every morning and chooses to break our hearts (and roma’s mug, please get him a new mug)

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listening to succession soundtracks as i step out of my bmw (rav4) to work (scooping ice cream) and wave goodbye to my chauffeur (my dad, i cant drive) and head into the office (ice cream parlour) to strike business deals (ring through customers)

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HI I NEVER TUMBLR BUT I AM TRYING TO CREATE A HUGE COLLAGE OF EVERYONE W THEIR CHLOE BOOKS FOR HER BIRTHDAY!!

pls dont tell chloe its a surprise, i annoy her enough

upload ur photos here by nov. 30th and i will yeet it off to her!

also we are doing a fun little ig spoiler chat on oct. 31st at 10am pst/2pm est, join us @ theseviolentdelightss on IG!

back on the floor i go

minju

professional chloe gong memer

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HELLO @chloegong TUMBLR I FORGOT THIS WAS A THING

SPOILER QUIZ! ON FEB. 6TH. WHICH IS LIKE TODAY. I FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED. BUT PLEASE COME JOIN ME AND JUST FREAK OUT BECAUSE [redacted]

I have prizes! :)

sign up here: https://forms.gle/pnCynpxV7zGevstV8

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miss chloe, breaking roma’s mug:

roma: but, ma’am, that’s my emotional support mug

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someone tell Juliette Cai to come get her man at Walmart™️

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“You can’t spell romantic without Roma!”

- Chloe Gong, probably, whilst drafting Juliette’s birthday scene

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Things we learned from the Christmas Story™️

- Roma, Roman?

- Roma getting absolutely demolished in marbles

- and street fights too, maybe

- Juliette’s birthday is Oct. 15th

- Roma calculating her LUNAR BIRTHDAY. THATS A KEEPER.

- Bun Girl™️ Juliette

- Alisa is such an angel

- her full name is Alisochka

- she just wanted to say hi to Bun Girl, ok?

- Juliette being so nice to her, always

- and Roma is the best big brother

- Juliette: hello, darling

- Roma, blushing: !!!!!

- but she was talking to Alisa

- does she remember Juliette? wouldn’t matter anymore

- Roma writing love letters then worrying he was overdoing everything

- Roma also panicking over practicing his declaration of love to Juliette

- ben: “what’s that on your face?” roma, still in shock: “blood”

- Roma preparing a birthday surprise for Juliette for months

- the way he’d always look out for her

- dancing (off-beat) while it snowed

- Juliette laughing at making him grumpy

- Roma purposefully being grumpy to make her laugh

- Roma softening when she called him by his name for the first time

- becoming ruined by a cheek kiss

- “You are trying to get me killed.”

- Juliette sneaking into his room and Roma panicking bc she can’t see the letter nope nope nope

- the casual-not-casual flirting

- them fitting together likes puzzles (literally)

- the way they couldn’t stop reaching for each other, even when they were 15

- and had only known each other for a month or so

- Sir and Lady Barnacles, of the Garbagelands

- Roma offering her a pocketknife, like a true gentleman

- the way sunlight made his hair glow

- Juliette’s list of soft insults has grown from wet blanket (also featured) to include clown

- Roma and Juliette. that’s it. that’s the post.

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Juliette, stabbing someone to death:

Roma, a supportive boyfriend: you’re doing great, dorogaya!

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miss chloe wakes up every morning and chooses to break our hearts (and roma’s mug, please get him a new mug)

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Benedikt, gripping Mars by the arm: but sir, he’s my emotional support bastard!

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a call-out post for Roma Montagov

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Holiday gifts for the TVD gang(s)

Juliette: more! knife!

Roma: a new favourite mug (and Juliette, of course)

Marshall: Ben? food? a day without insects trying to bury into his brain?

Benedikt: a day with Mars

Kathleen: to kick some more ass

Rosalind: a break

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Marshall: if I leap at Roma, he’ll almost certainly catch me in his arms.

Benedikt: Mars no-

Marshall: coming in!

Roma: NO MARSHALL I’M HOLDING TEA-

Roma: *drops mug and catches Marshall*

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Roma, @ Roma: it’s just saying hello. how hard could it be?

Roma, cue balcony scene: hi

Juliette: what?

Roma: *internal panicking*

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*me reading THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS, a R&J retelling*

Me, whenever a parallel from R&J happens:

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Roma, knocking on his door: open up

Marshall: well when I was a small child, I experienced trauma that still affects me to this day-

Roma: that’s not what I meant but okay

Ben, in the background: LET HIM TALK