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NEW DLC: WARM WALTER & BRADPHOMET

By the end of this month you’ll be able to get a DLC that adds Warm Walter and Bradphomet as alternative playable characters! 🛏️🐐

Excited? 👀

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Liam Extended Universe

(Achievement)

Every Liam you can find in the game.

Liam

Bat Liam (Fail)

Brooding Post-Apocalyptic Liam (Liam Prom: Who Do You Love?)

Glam Rock Liam (Liam Prom: Who Do You Love?)

Little Bastard Liam (Liam Prom: Who Do You Love?)

Buff Liam (Liam Prom: Who Do You Love?)

Cartographer Liam (Liam Prom: Who Are You?)

Yandere Liam (Liam Prom: Who Are You?)

Catboy Maid Liam (Liam Prom: Who Are You?)

Worm Liam (Liam Prom: Who Are You? & Liam Prom: The Interview)

Magical Girl Liam (Liam Prom: Trigger-Happy Liams!)

Panini Press Liam (Liam Prom: Trigger-Happy Liams!)

Portuguese Liam (Liam Prom: Trigger-Happy Liams!)

Bouncy Castle Liam (Liam Prom: Making Memories)

Ghost Liam (Creative Exercises)

Hotdog Stand Liam (0 Star Review)

Teacher Liam (Liam Prom: The Pop Quiz)

Centaur Liam (Liam Prom: The Pop Quiz & Liam Prom: The Bathroom Griffin)

Chorizo-maker Liam (Liam Prom: Trigger-Happy Liams!)

Scapegoat Liam (Liam Prom: Trigger-Happy Liams!)

Delicious Soda-Hands Liam (The Future of Liam Prom: The Contract)

Sexy Demon Bad Boy Liam (The Future of Liam Prom: The Contract)

Shop-Keeper Liam (Liam Prom: Who Do You Love?)

Crab Liam (Carcinization: Where It All Began)

Butt Liam (Liam Prom: The Interview)

Corpse Liam (Liam Prom: Who Do You Love?)

Bird-Sona Liam (Suddenly Gameshow!: Ultimate Tier List)

Egg Liam (April's Suitor: Her Egg [Success and check])

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Let's end the world! Wait, didn't you already do that? Twice? Wow. Uh, let's try not to do that again.

Garfield loving, Naruto shipping, eltridge cutie, and writer of "Liam Prom", Zoe. What's not to love?

STATS:

+12 Creativity

+15 Fun

Get to know her. Take her out on a few dates. This girl definitely knows how to spend her day.

What's that? You found an old fanfic of hers? The Future of Liam Prom & Zoe's Big Adventure are listed as chapters. Well, let's go check them out.

The Future of Liam Prom:

Obtained by RNG. Later experienced again by sitting with her and choosing "Visit A Museum".

“Dang, you always forget that overstating your skills usually requires you to prove said skills. What “negotiation technique” will you suggest for Zoe's meeting?”

Option 1: Whenever she's interrupted, have Zoe stand up and look out the window in a reflective, somber mood. The execs will be really impressed.

+2 Charm, -2 Boldness

Option 2: Bring your “negotiation rifle” to give Zoe an edge in this bartering session.

+2 Boldness, -2 Charm

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“We'll make this simple: which new “Liam” character would you be willing to integrate in order to appease our shareholders?”

Option 1: Delicious Soda-Hands Liam

+2 Fun, -2 Boldness

Option 2: Sexy Demon Bad Boy Liam

+2 Boldness, -2 Fun

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“Yeah, I guess… but still, some of these clauses are straight-up WACK. [PLAYER NAME], which one do you think we should get rid of?”

Option 1: The one stating the corporation retains the rights to “Liam” – not the IP, but Liam himself. You're not ready to say goodbye… yet. — Charm Check

+2 Charm

Option 2: The clause that states that Zoe must eat a tuna sandwich as part of a marketing strategy. Everyone knows Zoe HATES tuna sandwiches. — Fun Check

+2 Fun

Go to the Con afterparty with her;

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Zoe's Big Adventure:

Obtained by RNG. Later experienced again by sitting with her and choosing "Go For A Walk".

“How should you prepare the coffee?”

Option 1: Witches like magic, and you know how to brew a coffee so strong it could raise the dead. Nothing more magic than that!

+2 Smarts, -2 Fun

Option 2: You could swear you saw Liam winking when asking you to make coffee. Maybe that was code for you to bring your signature tequila shots instead? Yeah, probably.

+2 Fun, -2 Smarts

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“He shoves you out of the hotel room. It's clear he trusts your innate skills for coffee-serving, so you run into the coffee machine with a plan in mind:”

Option 1: Make Adrien feel like home by preparing an americano. It's two-thirds water!

+2 Charm, -2 Fun

Option 2: Ah, this time there's no doubt! By “coffee”, Liam clearly meant “your signature tequila shots”. Classic Liam!

+2 Fun, -2 Charm

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“What would be the perfect drink to aid in this mission?”

Option 1: Serve that one drink no one suspects to be poisoned: a full glass of poison itself! — Boldness Check

Option 2: You gotta win the duke over while impairing his alertness. You know it in your bones: the time has come for your signature tequila shots! — Fun Check

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“Zoe is back-to-back with Adrien, taking care of most of the duke's knights… Liam is facing the duke's warlocks… you feel like you should choose a designated opponent too!”

Option 1: This one in the sexy, skimpy armor. You can beat them at their own game: set your signature thirst traps and crush them between your mighty butt cheeks! — Charm Check

Option 2: Pick an easy target: the duke's jester. A life of pathetic mishaps has prepared you to out-clown this fucker. — Fun Check

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“Maybe now is the moment… the moment in which you, a regular person, tip the balance. But now?”

Option 1: Appeal to the Old One's politeness and explain that the Monster Realm closes on Mondays, so it should come back tomorrow. — Charm Check

Option 2: What about punching the old one? Sure, Liam and Zoe both have unparalleled amounts of magic power… but you punch REALLY HARD. — Boldness Check

+3 Smarts, +3 Creativity

Go to the Con afterparty with Zoe;

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**UPCOMING GUEST: FAITH**

Hey, everyone!

Aside from releasing the new alt PC DLC (Sadie + Moss), next week we release the free May update, which brings a new guest to “Monster Con”: Faith.

Our plan is to also bring the Steam trading cards and goodies!

Excited much? 👀

NOTE: periodical reminder that, only if you are enjoying the game ofc, please consider leaving a positive on Steam!

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"Fuckin' Liam", iron maidens, and knives, oh my! It seems like you've taken a liking to Omen, a blood thirsty overlord that got roped into the redemption arc program. This will turn out interestingly.

STATS:

+10 Boldness

>10 Smarts

Go to the Con afterparty with her, but don't forget to have a deep conversation.

If you thought almost dying in her iron maiden was bad, you should check out these secret endings to feel better!

Grimoire & Redemption give insight on her.

Each ending has three events.

Grimoire:

Obtained by RNG. Played though again by sitting with her and choosing, "Go For A Walk".

“Someone needs to enroll Doug in a cooking class, stat. But right now, you gotta cheer up Omen by finding a spell they can cast with no magic!”

Option 1: This spell is for shooting metal projectiles at a deadly speed. You're pretty sure that's just a gun.

+2 Boldness, -2 Fun

Option 2: You don't need a possession spell to control someone else's body. Just piggyback-ride them!

+2 Fun, -2 Boldness

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“Omen's ego is clearly riding on this – and hey, with any luck, this might result in her riding on YOU someday! How can you summon an entity, no magic required?”

Option 1: “Summoning powerful entities is an exercise in selfishness. You're always calling them to come to you… have you ever considered visiting them?”

+2 Charm, -2 Fun

Option 2: “Order a pizza. It's like summoning the delivery person. And it includes pizza, which most traditional summon spells lack!”

+2 Fun, -2 Charm

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“Oof, that's a tall order… but Omen's happiness is on the line! Time to raise those bones!”

Option 1: This is your true calling as a shenanigans-doer: convince Omen she has raised an army of re-animated skeletons by pulling off the biggest “Weekend at Bernie's” ever. — Fun Check

Option 2: Just raise a regular army. Almost everyone is a flesh-covered skeleton anyways. The only thing standing between Omen and a skeleton army will be skinning a lot of people. — Boldness Check

Go to the Con afterparty with her;

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Redemption:

Obtained through RNG. Later can be played by choosing "Visit A Museum" when you sit with her.

“Liam just triggered your class-clown jackpot. Introduce your hilarious disguise and watch chaos unfold!”

Option 1: “I'm the infamous Cock Doodler, scourge of street walls, master of phallic graffiti. All penises want me to immortalize them with my art!”

+2 Creativity, -2 Boldness

Option 2: “I'm the Grinch. Oh, you think the Grinch is silly? I might be known for stealing Christmas, but the crimes I commit the rest of the year are far more horrifying.”

+2 Boldness, -2 Creativity

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“Guess it's your job to make this work. Convince the Coven to drop Liam as Omen's sponsor!”

Option 1: Claim that Liam has fleas and neither of you want to be anywhere near him.

+2 Charm, -2 Creativity

Option 2: Claim that Liam's talents are wasted on villain sponsorship. He needs that time to focus on his new passion: synchronized ice skating.

+2 Creativity, -2 Charm

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“Not exactly the friendliest stranger you've ever met. Step in and show this Slayer that Omen's not (currently) a threat!”

Option 1: You want this Slayer to see Omen is good now. Announce that you're two dollars short for a sandwich, so Omen can prove that they're now a generous soul. — Charm Check

+2 Charm

Option 2: People set their differences aside when they have to team up against a common enemy. Ask them to help you with the very hard crossword you started this morning. — Smarts Check

+2 Smarts

Go to the Con afterparty with Omen;

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Are you down to clown? Well, our dear April First is, and if you want to romance this jazzy clown, there are some things you need to know; Honk Honk!

STATS:

+10 Fun

+10 Charm

Go to the Con afterparty with her after talking to her twice (that's always nice).

Now, you may not know this, but a balloon once told me of two secret endings; Suitor & Contract

Each endings has 3 three events.

SUITOR:

Obtained by RNG. You can also choose "GO OUT FOR LUNCH" if you'd like to experience it again.

“Big yikes. You can't pursue April if she's unhappily married, so it looks like you need to show her mom that you're a viable suitor. But how?”

Option 1: You have just the thing for this! Not long ago, you recorded and edited a video-introduction for an 80s video-dating service. It explains why you'd be a good lover.

+2 Charm, -2 Creativity

Option 2: Call your friend Liam. He'll be happy to confirm you are definitely a clown.

+2 Charm, -2 Creativity

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“This isn't good. There's got to be a way to put an end to April's managers’ celebrity-power-couple scheme before it begins…”

Option 1: You gotta sell yourself in the only language corporate shills understand: a dynamic PowerPoint presentation full of charts and buzzwords.

+2 Creativity, -2 Charm

Option 2: The most marketable part of a celebrity couple is the dramatic break-up. Then you could be the rebound and sell the fantasy that normal people have a chance with celebrities!

+2 Charm, -2 Creativity

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“Yikes, the psychoexual attachment you've formed with little April seems to be freaking out Big April. Is there any way you can smooth this over and still get the girl?”

Option 1: Explain to April that this isn't creepy at all because you collect painted eggs that look like all your friends. — Fun Check

+2 Fun

Option 2: Explain to April that you could never abandon something as precious as an egg she laid. — Charm Check

+2 Charm

Go to the Con afterparty with April;

CONTRACT:

Originally obtained by RNG, later experienced by RNG or sitting with her during the rest choosing “Visit A Museum”.

“April looks too distressed to make any sort of big decision right now. You'd better step up and suggest which new mascot she should agree to take.”

Option 1: Patheticism: the managers have analyzed that, while some degree of lameness makes April relatable to her fans, her current levels are starting to become yikes-inducing.

+2 Charm, -1 Fun, -1 Smarts, and -1 April’s mind

Option 2: Marxism: unfortunately, analyzing the underlying power imbalances that uphold capitalism never did an influencer any good.

+2 Smarts, -1 Charm, -1 Fun, and -1 April's mind

Option 3: Golf: the managers are sorely aware that lately, April has been a bit too into golf. Really? Of all sports out there, it had to be golf?

+2 Fun, -1 Charm, -1 Smarts, and -1 April's mind

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“You desperately want to get through to her… how can you help her out of this situation?”

Option 1: Play her first song to remind her what started her on this path of fame: writing heartfelt songs about devouring the flesh of your high school crush.

+2 Creativity, -2 Charm

Option 2: “You were already voted ‘Most Likely to Have a Nervous Breakdown in the Sewers’ in high school. You gotta prove those fuckers wrong!”

+2 Charm, -2 Creativity

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“You can tell April's on the verge of another meltdown. It's time to do what you do best: swoop in and save her with whatever bullshit you can think of!”

Option 1: Every contract includes a clause that allows termination as long as the leaving party defeats the defending party's lawyers in combat — Boldness Check

+2 Boldness and +1 Terrifying Clown GF

Option 2: Maybe April would be more convincing if she showed her managers her not-so-camera-ready side… you know… the one without the makeup. — Charm Check

+2 Charm and +1 Terrifying Clown GF

Go to the con afterparty with April;

Going through and picking different mascots counts towards the “Mascot Mania!” achievement.

April's song will now play instead the credits song.

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Liam Prom is a fanfiction written by Zoe, where every character is a version of Liam de Lioncourt.

The Liam Prom plotline can be triggered by sitting alone (bottom left table) and select "Play some games" if its not an option, you haven't unlocked the plotline. You'll unlock the plotline as you play.

This one may take more time to fully complete as the first 2 events have 4 options, the final event changing depending on what you cjoode in the second event.

Prepare yourself. This might take a minute.

LIAM PROM:

First option; Player character

The option you choose will not change the outcome, only the Liam that replaces your player character.

“Speaking of which: who are you?”

Option 1: Cartographer Liam

+3 smart, -1 Bold, -1 Charm, -1 Fun

Option 2: Yandere Liam

+3 Bold, -1 Smart, -1 Charm, -1 Fun

Option 3: Catboy Liam (doing first) 

+3 Charm, -1 Smarts, -1 Bold, -1 Fun

Option 4: Worm Liam

+3 Fun, -1 Smart, -1 Bold, -1 Charm

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Second/Third option; Date

This choice will change the final event

“It's clear: it has to be one of them… but who?”

Option 1: Brooding Post-apocalyptic Liam

+3 Boldness, -1 Creativity, -1 Fun, -1 Charm

Event:

“Still, it's not too late to save your own ass! There must be someone else that you can frame.. but who?”

“Chorizo-maker Liam” Smarts

“Scapegoat Liam” Fun 

Go to the Con afterparty alone;

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Option 2: Glam rock Liam

+3 Creative, -1 Bold, -1 Fun, -1 Charm

Option 3: Little bastard Liam

+3 Fun, -1 Bold, -1 Creative, -1 Charm

“Ooooh! After perusing the “secret menu items”, you decide to buy…”

“Corpse Liam” Charm

“Erotic Fanfic” Fun

Go to the Con afterparty alone;

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Option 3: Little bastard Liam

+3 Fun, -1 Bold, -1 Creative, -1 Charm

“Getting mauled while correcting someone's spelling would be very Liam-like of you all, but you can't go to prom if you're dead. Subdue that griffin!”

“Pasta” Creative 

“Bad Review” Smarts

Go to the Con afterparty alone;

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Option 4: Buff Liam

+3 Charm, -1 Bold, -1 Creative, -1 fun

“You can't stand to see tears rolling down those perfectly-sculpted cheeks. Help Buff Liam pass the quiz and prove he's just as Liam as the rest of you!”

“Most-Liam” Charm

"Copy" Boldness

Go to the Con afterparty alone;

See Liam Achievement here

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Contains mild spoilers

Your ultimate guide to Liam de Lioncourt.

Now let's talk basics, as we all know Liam has a love for art and intelligence. You'll be wanting a good amount of both to steal the heart of this sexy nerd.

STATS:

+10 Smarts

+10 Creativity

10 Minimum in both stats should earn you his normal ending.

If you're still hungry for more Liam has two secret endings diredtly tied to his route.

Initially locked behind RNG, so good luck!

The two endings are TTRPG & Jojo

Each ending has three events.

TTRPG:

You'll know you've triggered the plotline when you encounter Liam GM'ing for a group of non-datable npcs.

“You take a look around the tavern (well Liam describes the people in there) and narrow it down to two people who may know about the black fog..”

Option 1: “The beholder that cleans the tavern's bathrooms. It's clearly Liam's clever way of saying this character “has seen some shit.”

+2 smart, -2 creative

Option 2: “The mysterious-looking purple guy that's “definitely not” Liam's self-insert character. No artist can resist self-inserting.” 

+2 Creative, -2 Smart

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“Nah, you're not interested in resorting to violence (yet). How can you convince the villagers to evacuate?”

Option 1: “Just rebrand the evacuation as a pilgrimage. Medieval-types are super into that religious stuff.” 

+2 Creative, -2 Bold

Option 2: People are bad at taking any danger they can't see seriously. Give them some danger they can see: UNHINGE JAW. BEES POUR OUT!”

+2 Bold, -2 Creative

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For the final event in a plotline you need to have +10 or more in the coresponeing stat or you will fail the event.

“But he'd never forgive you for hugging him in public. Instead, it's time to defeat Liam – I mean, “Angelor the evil warlock” once and for all!”

Option 1: “If you know anything about Liam, you can get the warlock to join your side by finding a common enemy: people who misuse the word “Literally”

Smarts 

Option 2: “Fix this villain the way all evil, sexually-frustrated men get fixed: with a bug-tiddy goth GF.”

Charm 

Ending photo;

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Jojo:

Liam discovers a certain anime.

“Still, he's not wrong about you not getting all these Jojo references.. So what can you do to not to be the butt of the joke here?”

Option 1: “Do what you always do when people are discussing an anime yoi don't give a fuck about: disassociate and go to your happy place.”

+2 Fun, -2 Bold

Option 2: “Punch a plate of spaghetti. Since apparently everything is a fuckin’ Jojo reference, this probably is too.”

+2 Bold, -2 Fun

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“Oh, no, Liam considering that idea is proof he's going down a dangerous rabbit hole. Help Liam avoid the pitfalls of confusing lore!”

Option 1: “You've gone down one or two rabbit holes yourself, and you've learned the best way to avoid getting stuck. Cover Liam in Lube.”

+2 Fun, -2 Bold

Option 2: “Brainrot happens when you think TOO MUCH about something. Hit Liam with a shovel every forty minutes so he cannot think properly at all.”

+2 Bold, -2 Fun

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“We need to break him free from. the brainrot!”

For the final event in a plotline you need to have +10 or more in the coresponeing stat or you will fail the event.

Option 1: “Remind Liam of his pre-brainrot days, when he occupied his days with simpler pleasures, like drawing two beautiful men practicing sweaty glorious sex. Dosen’the miss that?”

Boldness

Option 2: “Liam's too far gone. Just smile and nod while you silently call 911.”

Smart

Ending photo;

For a guide to LIAM PROM, refer to this post.

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Figurines continued;

The Gacha Box shop is a mechanic in Monster Con from which players can purchase mystery gacha boxes to affect their stats, SFX, costumes, locations, and sometimes nothing. Unlike Val's shop, where items are selected leisurely and paid for with money, the Con's shop is instead a gamble.

Players can chose from seven mystery gacha boxes, to keep or give to another player. They can be stacked onto one player if you are playing co-op.

Not all figures are unlocked and later become available as you play.

These don't currently associate with any secret endings.

This post includes boxes such as; Landmarks in Love, Stats... But Now They're People!, Zodiac Thirst: Set 1, and Buff Bugs.

Landmarks in Love

Sensual Sydney Opera House

The LOBBY will now provide DOUBLE the stats of any player.

Gorgeous Great Wall Of China

Only the HOTEL will provide stats. The rest of the locations will not provide stats for any player after choosing them. (The stats given at the end of an event remain the same).

El Castillo Carinoso

The MERCH HALL will now provide TRIPLE the stats for any player... bit the specific stat will be random each time.

Classy Colosseum

The COMMUNITY ZONE is now married to fortune: upon entering, the amount of a stat players receive will be decided by a die roll.

Sexy Sagrada Familia

The MAIN STAGE has been destroyed. Go to it to get an achievement.

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Stats... But Now They're People!

No Fun Freddy

You lose a bit of ALL your stats.

No Smarts Smith

You lose a lot of your stats.

Creative Craig

You gain a bit of ALL your stats.

Charming Charlotte

You gain a lot of ALL your stats.

Money Montgomery

The amount of all STATS gained or lost from events is doubled.

Bold Bertha

All STATS go up to 99. Enjoy.

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Zodiac Thirst: Set 1

Libra, Head Of Client Relations

Average ALL your STATS.

Capricorn, Project Manager

Drain ONE of each stat from ALL other players.

Aquarius, Head Of R+D

Swap ALL your stats randomly.

Scorpio, Risk Analyst

Exchange the stats of ALL other players.

Leo, Office Manager

All your STATS go incognito. Time to show off your good memory.

Aries, Product Designer

Drain your own BIGGEST stat and average all your other stats.

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Buff Bugs

The Combat-Ant

Everyone's stats are affected by everyone's choices. You must cooperate now.

The Death Moth

Every turn, you will keep losing STATS until you choose a LOCATION.

The Battle Beetle

Every turn, your own STATS will keep swapping positions until you choose a LOCATION.

Kate-Rpillar

Every turn, the amount of your STATS change randomly until you choose a LOCATION.

Figurines

The Gacha Box shop is a mechanic in Monster Con from which players can purchase mystery gacha boxes to affect their stats, SFX, costumes, locations, and sometimes nothing. Unlike Val's shop, where items are selected leisurely and paid for with money, the Con's shop is instead a gamble.

Players can chose from seven mystery gacha boxes, to keep or give to another player. They can be stacked onto one player if you are playing co-op.

Not all figures are unlocked and later become available as you play.

These don't currently associate with any secret endings.

This post includes boxes such as; Major Arcana: NO MERCY, My Weird Little Village, and Dull Daniel Does Nothing.

Major Arcana: NO MERCY (SFX)

The High Priestess

This item makes you hear an audience that acts quite erratically. Sitcom audience

The Star

This item changes the music for you, unlocking a new track. A remix of the Pancake Song will now play for that player's turn.

The Moon

During your turn, this item changes all the SFX. Fart sounds

The Emperor

During your turn, this item changes all SFX. Duck sounds

The Strength

This item adds what this game always needed: subliminal messages. Randomly flashes hotdogs on your screen

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My Weird Little Village (Costumes)

Little Acorn

This item gives your character a new job, changing their visual appearance. Turns the player into Pom Pom

Cebollita Cabrona

This item makes you see the Romance Options in a special outfit. Animal maid outfits Unlocked by experiencing Maid Cafe: The Revolution

Scribble Shroom

This item makes you see the Romance Options in a different visual style. Scribble Style Unlocked by experiencing Liam Prom: Who Do You Love? ➙ option 3 (Little Bastard Liam)

Fungible Fungus

This item makes you see the Romance Options in a strange new way. Sad Clown April, Jello Doug, Nosferatu Liam, Iron Maiden Omen, Chest Mimic Nico, Dakimakura Zoe

Bleeding Tooth Fungus

This item makes you catch something... now you really need to poop quite often. Upon entering a location, you will immediately run to the Hotel to poop, not gaining any stats

Deer Girl

This item makes you see the Romance Options in a special outfit. Turns everyone into a furry Unlocked by experiencing the "Furries!" Plotline Ending

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Dull Daniel Does Nothing

Dull Daniel Laying Face Down On The Floor

There is no effect. You can keep playing as usual.

Dull Daniel Is Just There

There is no effect. You can keep playing as usual.

Dull Daniel Reflecting On How Nothing He Does Is Of Consequence

There is no effect. You can keep playing as usual.

Dull Daniel Staring Into The Depths Of Your Soul

There is no effect. You can keep playing as usual.

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Figurines

The Gacha Box shop is a mechanic in Monster Con from which players can purchase mystery gacha boxes to affect their stats, SFX, costumes, locations, and sometimes nothing. Unlike Val's shop, where items are selected leisurely and paid for with money, the Con's shop is instead a gamble.

Players can chose from seven mystery gacha boxes, to keep or give to another player. They can be stacked onto one player if you are playing co-op.

Not all figures are unlocked and later become available as you play.

These don't currently associate with any secret endings.

This post includes boxes such as; Major Arcana: NO MERCY, My Weird Little Village, and Dull Daniel Does Nothing.

Major Arcana: NO MERCY (SFX)

The High Priestess

This item makes you hear an audience that acts quite erratically. Sitcom audience

The Star

This item changes the music for you, unlocking a new track. A remix of the Pancake Song will now play for that player's turn.

The Moon

During your turn, this item changes all the SFX. Fart sounds

The Emperor

During your turn, this item changes all SFX. Duck sounds

The Strength

This item adds what this game always needed: subliminal messages. Randomly flashes hotdogs on your screen

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My Weird Little Village (Costumes)

Little Acorn

This item gives your character a new job, changing their visual appearance. Turns the player into Pom Pom

Cebollita Cabrona

This item makes you see the Romance Options in a special outfit. Animal maid outfits Unlocked by experiencing Maid Cafe: The Revolution

Scribble Shroom

This item makes you see the Romance Options in a different visual style. Scribble Style Unlocked by experiencing Liam Prom: Who Do You Love? ➙ option 3 (Little Bastard Liam)

Fungible Fungus

This item makes you see the Romance Options in a strange new way. Sad Clown April, Jello Doug, Nosferatu Liam, Iron Maiden Omen, Chest Mimic Nico, Dakimakura Zoe

Bleeding Tooth Fungus

This item makes you catch something... now you really need to poop quite often. Upon entering a location, you will immediately run to the Hotel to poop, not gaining any stats

Deer Girl

This item makes you see the Romance Options in a special outfit. Turns everyone into a furry Unlocked by experiencing the "Furries!" Plotline Ending

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Dull Daniel Does Nothing

Dull Daniel Laying Face Down On The Floor

There is no effect. You can keep playing as usual.

Dull Daniel Is Just There

There is no effect. You can keep playing as usual.

Dull Daniel Reflecting On How Nothing He Does Is Of Consequence

There is no effect. You can keep playing as usual.

Dull Daniel Staring Into The Depths Of Your Soul

There is no effect. You can keep playing as usual.

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Hey, everyone, the Narrator from the Monster Prom franchise here.

Ever needed help with the new game, Monster Con? Are you tired of waiting for those Steam guides or the Wiki to update? Look no further! I'm here to guide you through your sexy journey with those sexy monsters you oh so crave.

Join me and our protagonists, Vicky, Brian, Amira, and Oz (along with some help from Aaravi, Milo, Damien, and Valarie) explore this spooky con and unlock its secrets.

This blog contains spoilers, explore at your own risk!

The user that runs this account is in no way associated with Beautiful Glitch (and is mad at the Wiki admins for wrecking their contributions).

Refer to this Sheet for a small checklist;