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First Look at Geralt in The Witcher Season 5 (Exclusive)

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The most powerful man in the army

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Rare First Look at Jaskier in The Witcher Season 5

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Post-OP crash out rkgk

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Done with healing. Gonna start traumatising a motherfucker back instead <3

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Vessel, hanging over the RCA marketing guy, on his fifth weed brownie of the afternoon: Did you add the secret Matrix code door in the HTML? Sick. Okay now put a flamingo on the background. A black one.

Marketing guy, in genuine tears: please Mr [REDACTED] we NEED to add the single release date

Vessel, dropping crumbs all over the desk: Absolutely fucking not. Now rack up a nice serif font, I’m gonna make them find the Holy Grail for me

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@fandom-junk-drawer okay so your addition to the post about if Jaakier will fit. Gave me an idea.

Jaskier knows he's gonna die before geralt, this is a fact he accepted very quickly.

Geralt is sooooo not on board with Jaskiers death plans.

Die cradled in his beloveds arms with desperate love confessions that don't change a damned thing

Jaskier is igni-mated and put into the urn Roach has been hauling around for ages

Damnit Geralt stop using my urn as a storage vessel for wine or grain, and especially not monster parts! Ew ew ew get them oooooouuuuuuuutt!

Take Jaskiers lute to the academy, but only if you recieve a magic enforcing agreement Valdo Marx may never come within hearing distance of it. If the university will not fullfil this take it to Kaer Morhen. Because if something happens to her I will come back a haunt your ass

Jaskier (ashes) continues to go on hunts with Geralt, with the added bonus of his ashes being a possible potions ingredient

@catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @0dde11eth @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @kupocat

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@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress

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team

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Random peasant: Witcher! There's a terrifying ghost that needs dealing with or else we'll all die

The terrifying ghost:

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???whoever???: *banging on Ghost’s door*

Ghost: *opens it* What-

???: You are NOT slick, okay! You and Johnny gotta stop with the midnight visits!

Ghost: … oh. You know about that?

???: YES I know about that! The only thing you two bang harder than each other is your headboard against my wall!

???: *points* my room is right next to yours! Have some god damn respect! 2 in the morning? REALLY!?

Ghost: I-

Ghost:

Ghost: … okay, you know what, that’s fair

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Favorite adderall review

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cat nap!

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Love being reminded that Geralt is the character of all time. He’s a horse girl. He’s a girl dad. Before he went out on the path he gave himself 5 names to seem more like a knight but everyone bullied him about it so he settled for being called “of Rivia” even though he was not from Rivia and had only been there once after he’d become a Witcher. He’s constantly bullied by everyone around him because he’s an idiot. His two best friends are a bard and an elderly higher vampire who doesn’t drink human blood because the last time he did he got so drunk on it he flew directly into a building. He names every horse he owns Roach and always picks chestnut mares. He’s centuries old and didn’t know about periods until he got Ciri and he and the other Witchers got chewed out by a sorceress for not knowing what periods were