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キングテレサ姫 × クッパ姫 by Pikiru

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danascullys:

tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said”

me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”??????

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Hello, I have new MC. (That one Discord RP that went too far…)

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Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

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In all seriousness I took a death and dying course in college for fun and that’s when I fell in love with, and began to seriously study, spontaneous or “street shrines”. These are the organic, unplanned placements of items when someone is killed, generally, and the community almost descends on a spot. I am fascinated by that interfaith, inter-spirit moment of connection fostered. What drives someone to leave the first item? Who guides them there? What do we, as humans, seek from the leaving of a memorial on a place that now hallowed? And we know it is, to some extent, even if we’re not spirit-workers. We have this human need to bear witness, no matter who we are, and over and over again it manifests as this need to build some space, some monument that says “they were here, and now they aren’t here, and we, collectively, of all faiths and walks of life, strangers to each other, will remember them”

We take comfort in, and protect to some measure, that space we create with tea-light candles and stuffed bears and flowers and it just feels like the Right Thing to Do. We rebuild these spaces when they are torn down by authority and we keep building them up and that’s beautiful

Street shrines are TRULY universal, too. They are largely non-verbal but it’s like we just KNOW what to do, like something moves inside all of us and it doesn’t fucking matter if we can’t understand anyone else standing at the site, it’s just a Knowing. It’s phenomenal 

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Minako: This is our dog Koromaru, he’s a shiba inu and a good boy.

Akira: This is our cat Morgana, we found him in a dark prison cell, he says he’s a human.

Yu: …

Yu: This is… our bear.

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most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

 “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 

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A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

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Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter

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uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone screen is cracked