I laugh so hard that I fall off my flying unicorn and land on fluffy cats that are secretly clouds. Then I eat chocolate in hopes of that I will change into a shoe.
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Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
âholy shit where have you been all my lifeâ
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Me: -finding things about the 50th Anniversary episode for Doctor Who-
Website: The Express claimed that Master will be back, but played by Benedict Cumberbatch.
Me: OMG
Me: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
Me: OR JUST FANTASY?
Me: BENNY AND MATTY, DAVID AND BILLIE!!!
Website: However Cumberbatch and Moffat later denied it. Moffat said that John Simm is still the Master. Omega is another rumoured villain.
Me: God Dammnit.
Me: ...No escape from reality. :(
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so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people arenât really people because of what it says in the bible so I said âyou think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, youâll learn things you never knewâ and she shut the fuck up
she had no idea I was quoting a song from PocahontasÂ

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I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Now Iâm lying on the cold hard ground

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The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
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I am bawling like a little bitch. Thanks Doctor Who.Â
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If Rory and Amy were sent back to the sixties, could it be that they started a TV show about the Doctor, orâŚ..
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We are Sex Bob-omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!
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...there are so many labels on sexuality out there SO WHY DO I HAVE TO BE JUST OOOOOOOOOOOOONE. JASHFKJASFH. Apparently, I'm suppose to procreate too because there isn't enough cool people for this planet. YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS PLANET CAN'T HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW. Freeze me and bring me back in like, 1000 years or something.Â
⌠Whatâs wrong with my sexuality? I just donât have oneâŚI just have never felt the need for one, or to be in one. I just used to think it was normal to be in a relationship. But I just donât want to be. I feel attraction and things, butâŚthey never last.Â
Whatâs wrong with justâŚnot wanting to be in a relationship with anybody?Â
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I just got told by someone that apparently, I need to pick a sexuality. It kind of hurt, actually.Â
I've only ever had three crushes/attractions that lasted over six months and two of them were while I was young, so that doesn't count. Hehe. Â But it wasn't like, physically attracted. It was more that I liked those persons for their intellect and personality. They got more attractive to me as I got to know them. But I am over them now, and I just haven't felt anything towards anyone. Â
⌠Whatâs wrong with my sexuality? I just donât have oneâŚI just have never felt the need for one, or to be in one. I just used to think it was normal to be in a relationship. But I just donât want to be. I feel attraction and things, butâŚthey never last.Â
Whatâs wrong with justâŚnot wanting to be in a relationship with anybody?Â
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... What's wrong with my sexuality? I just don't have one...I just have never felt the need for one, or to be in one. I just used to think it was normal to be in a relationship. But I just don't want to be. I feel attraction and things, but...they never last.Â
What's wrong with just...not wanting to be in a relationship with anybody or feeling the need to be with anyone?
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I AM SO DONE WITH THIS SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK.
WORK IN A FUCKING BAR AND SEE HOW EVEN IT IS, BITCH. I DON'T WANT CREEPY OLD GUYS MAKING CRUDE COMMENTS, OR 'ACCIDENTLY' BRUSHING UP AGAINST ME AFTER MY BOSS LEAVES. OR CREEPY MEN APPARENTLY COMING IN TO USE THE PHONE AND STARING AT MY BREASTS EVEN THOUGH I DRESS MODESTLY. MEANING THE ONLY SKIN THAT IS SHOWING, IS THE SKIN THAT'S ON MY ARMS. I HATE CLEANING THE GODDAMN MIRROR BEHIND THE BAR BECAUSE I CAN SEE THE MEN SIT THERE AND STARE AT MY GODDAMN ASS THE WHOLE TIME. WHAT'S THE WORST PART? SOME OF THE MEN THAT ARE DOING THIS SHIT HAVE KNOWN ME SINCE I WAS A TODDLER. SO FUCK YOU SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK, WOMAN ARE NOT EQUAL IN THIS SOCIETY.Â
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