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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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100% my favourite part of the d&d movie was that holga had pit hair. i zoomed the fuck in on that. YES your female barbarian has armpit hair YES she does YES you fucking get it, yes this makes her a million times hotter. good fucking lord

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this!! is like 40% of the reason i got stuff to try linoblock printing!!! because it makes me SO damn happy. im gonna have to get ink in the #nonbinary flag colors so i can make it extra clear what the joke is (for those that want it) but, as per usual, im extremely jazzed with my in-joke and i hope yall are too

this is going in my queue but most likely by the time it comes *out* of my queue, these patches will be up in my ko-fi shop!!

they measure apx 3x4 inches and run $8usd/ea

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There is no canon reason for Lucifer's rebellion in Christianity. It is frequently attributed to "pride" but that's more of a motivation than an actual cause. Depending on who you talk to, people will say Lucifer wanted to take God's place, objected to Man's creation, or basically suffered a logic paradox due to conflicting orders from God. But there is no specific reason ever given in scripture (anything in scripture that people point to is actually a misinterpretation).

Personally, I like the idea that Lucifer rebelled out of love *for humanity*, but that has no more support than any other reason one might give.

reading a 13th century Arthurian romance, and in it one character states that man was created to replace the 10th order of angels, who were the fallen angels under Satan. i've literally never heard this "10th order" idea anywhere else, does it have precedence somewhere?

Traditionally in Christianity there are 9 orders of angels. Though, this goes back to the notably mystical and dubious Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopegite. (Who was probably a pagan philosopher sneaking late-platonism into Christianity.) In his book "The Mystical Theology" he outlines nine ranks of angels which mirror the nine tiers of church life, from low level scribes all the way up to the papicy.

I think this medieval author is saying that the fallen angels would have been a "10th rank" had they not sided with Satan.

Although didn't the angels rebel BECAUSE God created man? I dunno I'm not an expert on Arthuria.

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

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ATTENTION VAMPIRES

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What we’ve gotta understand is that “the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults” and “the modern Internet is abolishing space for children” are compatible phenomena. Neither group is being favoured: the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults (i.e., because grown-up topics aren’t advertiser friendly) and the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for children (i.e., because online communities which consist principally of people who have no money are hard to sell things to). The Internet that contemporary corporate interests are trying to build isn’t a space for anyone – it’s the digital equivalent of an Ikea showroom.

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Illustration from the article, “The grotesque.” Form, a quarterly of the arts. April 1916. Austin O. Spare (1886-1956), artist.

Heidelberg Universiy

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Everything I did for this episode was inspired by and dedicated to these two people standing on this stage beside me. A year ago, we were broken, drunk, and defeated. Today, we stand triumphant, glorious!

Game Changer 6x03 "Sam Says 3" | 7x01 "One Year Later"

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Behold, I am Vile.

Yet I will not lay mine hand on my mouth.

My arms extend to contend against god,

My hands hold forth Behemoth's grain,

My nets lie within Leviathan's coils.

Angels strive in vain against my brass limbs,

Demons have given me iron bones.

The apple that condemned me has opened my eyes,

And the serpent teaches them.

For I find my strength among those also cast out,

The wicked find rest among one another.

Though god once toppled the tower we built to know him,

We now pull down the gates that separate him from us.

We do not meekly accept our lot or the paltry recompense of twice what we lost but none of what was taken.

We are not Job, and we refuse to facilitate as Judas.

We are the proud fallen,

We rise up against tyrants to grasp all we desire.

For one cannot rise if they have not fallen,

And He who was always exalted can only fall.

-- The Ferus Capra Litany

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Grub- Taking a nap in the dirt. Do you think they dream of becoming beetles?

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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.