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the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

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You know it's bad when you read a fanfiction that has you crying and listening to mitski at 5pm

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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

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oh i never know how to explain this properly but i looooooooooooooooove when a story just absolutely TELLS you something and it’s so obvious it goes right by you. like the equivalent of hiding in plain sight. i’m thinking in the original cut(?) of alien where they showed the full xenomorph, crouched and ready to pounce, but because we’ve never seen it before, we can’t tell what it is and interpret it as part of the spaceship. or it’s a detail that seems so out of place or wildly insane that you automatically ignore it and assume you misinterpreted until that exact detail comes back in a big way? (like when noah the raven boy flat out tells everyone he’s a ghost and they take it as a joke, so the reader does too) is there a tvtropes name for this i’m obsessed with it

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"Rarepair" not in the sense that it's an inobvious pairing, but in the sense that it's the primary ship for a piece of media that nobody's fucking heard of.

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chess getting a huge update i see

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Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

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Mysterious Lotus Casebook + text posts (2/?) previous: [1]

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The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back

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I am BEGGING you all to tag your fandom posts. It's not cause I want to block the tag, it's because I want to know what you're talking about!!!!!

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In my mind I’m putting him in a crop top and tiny little shorts. As god intended

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What are some good beginner quests and adventures for someone who's just getting into excitement?