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Deng Wei/Tushan Jing behind the scenes for ep 8 of Lost You Forever 2 (a tiny teeny itty bitty bit spoilery)

HIS FACE. I am crying laughing. I need reaction gifs of this.

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SHUT UP, SHUT UP, CANG XUAN COULDN'T STOP HER AS A BROTHER SO HE TRIED TO STOP HER AS A KING, CROSSING THAT LINE WHERE HE WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO CONTROL HER WITH HIS SUPERIOR POWERS AND KING STATUS, USING THAT AS HIS LAST RESORT--AND SHE BARELY BLINKED AT THIS COMMAND, SHE IMMEDIATELY BOWED ON HER KNEES AND FOREHEAD TO REQUEST HIS APPROVAL. SHE WOULD BEG. FOR TUSHAN JING. SHE WOULD NOT LISTEN TO ANYONE BECAUSE OF TUSHAN JING. THE POWER THAT TUSHAN JING HAS OVER XIAO YAO, AND THE POWER XIAO YAO HAS OVER CANG XUAN--THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD--WHO IS UTTERLY HELPLESS.

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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

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its harder being smug when you live your life as poorly as i do. but i manage

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need to kms

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I died 🤣🤣🤣

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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

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How many times have you watched this video?

Me: YES.

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❤️🌷✨

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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

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I love them

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give yourself a sense of place and time. rotate your wardrobe when the weather changes. update your playlists every month. write down three things you did today. do it everyday. message your friends good morning. buy yourself different flavours of tea based on your mood, the packaging, the weather, your heart. save the little paper labels; stick them in your notebook until the inside cover is full of little colored tags. have it hot in the winter. have it cold in the summer. learn to make apple cider, raspberry cordial. spend the summer knitting a scarf for the colder months. spend the winter sewing loose flowy blouses for the summer. open the windows, five minutes a day if it's cold, all day if it's warm. give yourself a sense of place and time and weather.

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the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity