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they were business partners
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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz
Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 馃槉
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Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven鈥檛 unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
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another one????????
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Their relationship is so interesting to me
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life in your hands
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anyone who acts like there's some kind of implicit understanding or sisterhood between all women is straight up lying
#tbh I think the reason I鈥檝e never tried harder to be feminine is that being autistic and fat makes people see me as Not A Woman#like. no matter how I doll myself up I鈥檒l always be too big to be a Lady and too weird to be a Girl#so it鈥檚 like. why even try presenting? people still won鈥檛 perceive me how I want them to#sometimes I legitimately wonder if I want to lean into androgyny because it鈥檚 Me or because it feels safer somehow#the idea of dressing like a man in the 70s makes me legitimately euphoric but#sometimes I do want to be a classy dame and be a girly girl but I feel like some awful pretender every time#(sorry I feel like this is getting into Make Your Own Post material but. it got me thinking)
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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