why did it have to be toxic old man yaoi. 18+
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WHEN FORDSY WINS THE POLL HOW MANY KIDS SHOULD WE HAVE ASKING FOR ME MYSELF AND I
CURIOUSE WHAT THE PEOPLE THINK
#egg sac obviously#since bill is kinda an invertebrate hes probably got that R reproductive stratagy#i would consider twins though for thematic reasons#not as funny of an answer though
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Choose your date! 💖
Was inspired by dating sim “Swooning Over Stans”! This game cured my anxiety fr!
And for the bonus! Ford in the swimming pool! 💖
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Can’t believe it’s taken me almost a whole year to finally draw this.
Based on this amazing photo by Hildaglitz
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Sketched some possessed Fords! And yes, the second one is a reference to the Patrick Bateman’s outfit
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Portal Ford! Underrated look, actually! Bonus: sleeveless turtleneck ❤️
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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.
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I think 50 shades of grey did so much damage to BDSM writing in fic and like not because I think fic writers were taking inspiration from it, but we did get a lot of detailed explanatory posts about all the different ways in which those guys were Doing It Wrong, which is not in and of itself a bad thing but since then everybody got so hung up on making sure everybody in their fics was nothing like 50 shades of grey and actually demonstrates that yes I do understand the principles of safe sane and consensual and the traffic light system and safewording and aftercare and checking in that now everybody fucks like a 101 handbook and I think we've only just recently started to recover from it. love me a dynamic where it's two repressed freak idiots who accidentally invent BDSM all on their own and have to come up with the strangest most deeply harmful ways of navigating that situation
#stories arent role play they are the roles#i want weird sex to happen organically#everyone should have criticised 50 shades for being not that hot
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okay okay BUT............
Human Teresa and Stanley on a date? PLEASE PLEASE \•w•)/

I hope you like it anon, Awww, she looks so cute and she's so nervous!! so cute!!! 🥹💖💖💖✨️💖✨️💖✨️💖✨️💖✨️💖✨️💖💖✨️
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So in the special edition of Journal 3 we learn that Bill was actually able to go into Ford’s mind and manipulate his vocabulary, and I was just thinking to myself that there was some great angst potential right there. I guess this comic works under the assumption that Ford says the wrong things, but still hears the right ones. ¯\_(���)_/¯
P.S. This is also meant to take place in the same Better World dimension as this comic, and might go some way to explain why the Stans never managed to make up in that timeline.
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and you know what. for the real ones.
some shit that cant be posted on tumblr
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I like to think Ford is on the verge of being violent at this point, and his competitors aren’t sure if they should be concerned for him or themselves.
You all know what you need to do.
[Poll 1] , [Poll 3]
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random drawings!!! 💕💖💕💖💕
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I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that voice owners use on their dogs. That wasn’t nice for you, was it? No? Nooo, you didn’t like that did you? Aw I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?
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