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I was just trying to tickle ya

The homeless man in our party after critically failing a sleight of hand check for trying to steal a guard’s keys while being arrested (via penandpaperadventures)

And then they did the Skyrim Shuffle

(via beetleguy)

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Skyrim!

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IM BACK. LETS FUCK SHIT UP.

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Reminds me of the dogs in Skyrim for some reason. Just chillin like a villain.

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I wish I recorded this

So I was playing Skyrim, modded and everything, and I have the Black Bow right? I have Uthgerd with me as a companion (because lord knows what happened to Lydia) and we go to fight a Troll and 3 Mammoths. I tried to take out all of them quietly. She, on the other hand, decided to run in and wreak havoc. That didn’t work out for her, as she was launched way in the air by the Troll. I took out all three of them, and she was nowhere to be found. I fast traveled to the nearest city (Whiterun) and she wasn’t there. I’m off to a new city, and I look up in the air and I just see her FUCKING FALLING DOWN IN FRONT OF ME. She didn’t die, but she was just magically there, like nothing happened. I don’t understand life sometimes, but I ain’t mad, because her and I make a badass team. 

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So I was near Windhelm getting the hidden gold from the torture victim and a bunch of bandits attacked. As I was swinging my great sword down upon a bandit, a horse ran in out of nowhere and got killed. Since he was running, his momentum carried him forward, flipping over rocks and flying through the air. It all happened so fast.

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From my main blog.

Skyrim is such a beautiful place.

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Sometimes the Dragonborn just needs to get away from it all.

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These are all so corny, but oh so hilarious!

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They think they're so cool.

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He's going to eat your soul.

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Nutshell.

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bahahha Source: http://www.dorkly.com/post/41104/a-game-of-skyrim-tag

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Dammit Lydia, get the fuck out of my way!

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Yes? What....that doesn't even answer my question! But luckily for me, I can easily tell that you are indeed a guy. XD

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If my child has a game taken from her, I think I would lose my shit. It has happened to me before, it's nowhere near fun!

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Piiiiiiiig.