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they just don’t have platonic bdsm polycules anymore

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guys guess the musical i am currently obsessing over

their color schemes !!! look at them !!! opposites !!!

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i'm still alive y'all

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-simon vs the homo sapiens agenda aesthetic-

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GLEE S06E13 Dreams Come True

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matching pfps with patty @lovestarvedcupid

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might start working on that “do you think … in every universe” thing soon

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we could check now with our kins since im on lunch

actually remember how I said do we meet in every yniverse but its me and patty?

no that but its all our kinlives that met eachother legit (theres probably many but we didnt talk anout some of them)

so it goes through all our kinlives and shit

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actually remember how I said do we meet in every yniverse but its me and patty?

no that but its all our kinlives that met eachother legit (theres probably many but we didnt talk anout some of them)

so it goes through all our kinlives and shit

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you are! You’re my Patty 💋

the “you think we are together in every universe” but its me and patty

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"...Please bless Patty, whose kindness and hospitality have allowed me into this home..."

Patty being profoundly adorable when Simon includes her in his bullshit dinner prayer

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the “you think we are together in every universe” but its me and patty

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"Simon?" "Yeah?"

"Are we going to jail?" "...Probably."

I feel normal about the way Simon reacts when Patty reaches out to touch his hand

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dinner in america (2020)