thesleepybees

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unrestrained summer fun

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

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True love

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

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Why are you promoting drug use on your blog

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citationless behavior

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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I deserve a love that never leaves me guessing.

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard