Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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it's like why do i feel ashamed of every action or inaction i ever make. will i ever be ok with myself. will i ever just let it be
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i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing
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i'm sorry i roasted you, i desire you carnally
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ra ra rasputin something something sour cream
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my way cover changed something inside of me
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god forbid we objectify men and their big hairy chests and their muscular thighs and their facial hair and thick brow bones and their big rough hands and their
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You want to hold his hand.
I want to hold his cock.
We are not the same.
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JUST LISTENED TO FREE BIRD. I CAN KILL ANYONE. STAY AWAY FROM ME I'M TOO STRONG
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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.
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Give Us Roses While We’re Still Here
Transgender Day of Remembrance // Nov. 20th
This is just a poster I made the other day. I love all of my trans family, and I hope you take the day for remembrance & self care.
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do you think mr beast is cute?
Mr beast please get out of my inbox i am not interested
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grug dyeing hair with blueberries. grug inventing pronouns.
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i need to be KISSED on the MOUTH goshdarnit RIGHT NOW
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oh my god it’s laika day everyone drop what you’re doing… we honour a little dog who was sent up into space 65 years ago today. she was found as a three year old stray mongrel wandering the streets of moscow. her ability to endure hardy conditions got her chosen as the candidate for a journey she was never meant to survive. she passed away seven hours after liftoff. I hope she died dreaming of chasing rabbits up in the stars I love u laika forever and ever
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