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muy list of todoo..
so im uh… starting to make some stuff and.
#B)#day 3 of accepting stress leave from work: oh i was stressed#this is what i have on my plate the next week or so#i cant let this stress me but im definitely not a fan of sharing the page before it has any frrreaking substance#so. im trying to be so chill. but feel like i should prove theres stuff going on#i burnout a lot and let projects fizzle out but this is something im kicking into gear#this has been meticulously designed to avoid that burnout#like; while i have a subscription model#i’ll be giving certain individual posts one-time prices#if anyone wanted perma acess to anything in particular#while the sub shows consistent support and will unlock the entire library#the library of stuff#that will be yhere eventually#the task of compiling pngs is monumental and daunting#i have drawn a lot of one-off clean character art#hundreds of pokemon and slime rancher slimes#and all that other crap too..!#patreon#im going to have a better patreon post eventually. trust.
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hi hello so patreon is my first baby step towards returning to creating new and archiving old things and stuff. full resolution art, video tutorials, digital brush packs.. comics.. ….. future music & sfx work (pending software), writing, concepts and diagrams, graphic work and templates, animation, sketchbook pages, heck and fuck. even my college abominations will be there if i could be convinced. and who even KNOWS what else. (i do.)
i have been teaching myself 3d modeling in blender and also aspire to rig and animate whenever i can figure out how. (i have just been. figuring blender out. the menus and settings explain themselves when you hover over them and anything i find impossible always has a decade old answer hidden in a forum argument.) the process has been really enjoyable so far and i feel as though i have waited my entire life to place vertices on the X Y Z axis by the co ordinates. and MAKE shit. and if i manage to pull it off, (have the energy. and willpower.) i’ll be setting my eyes on unity programming and game design next.
so, ive made a lot of stuff over the span of 10+ years (with wildly varying results) and only plan to make more and more. collecting it all into one place is going to take some time but I am up to the task.. so. erm. maybe get your foot in the door! follow my page to see where i go, as i havent even posted a post yet! (this right here is enough of a post to post for me today.)
there are two paid tiers: one is affordable ($3-5 CAD, under debate) which will provide a video archive free of youtube ads and other select posts. the higher tier ($12+ CAD) will give full access to the entire archive of stuff alongside early looks at what I’m up to. those are the only tiers I plan to have so if anyone dares to give me more every month i warn you now that it will be for the clout alone.
so, consider keeping an eye on what i get up to and maybe send some support my way..! it would mean everything to me as someone who has never earned a living wage and has recently had to reduce their hours at the pet store due to mental stress and slowly degrading joints (my bones always hurt <3) if i could make a living making the stuff i make, id be able to make more stuff…! naturally.
thanks for reading. :)
so im uh… starting to make some stuff and.
#morning reblurg#uhhh#patreon#i typed most of this up last night and then passed out#this is my livlihood my friends ive had to argue with myself for months to settle on this conclusion#i want to make stuff!!!#patreon is the only option for now that can help me with taxes and archiving. had to settle on a lesser evil
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so im uh… starting to make some stuff and.
#well.#not much 2 say cause i have to run to work#making the patreon will make me commit. so here it is.#i am a guy who will make stuff#patreon#THERE ARENT ANY UNLOCKABLE POSTS YET CAUSE IM BUSY BUT THERE WILL BE
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#as much as never getting into animation school wrecked my shit#am i GLAD im not in the animation industry.#or the gaming industry#im an art school dropout and am sooo unemployable#but the cool thing abt that is#im making my own shit now so. thats fun.#if only i could follow through on something LOL#blender is fun ive been teaching myself that#anyway missed opportunities are sometimes dodged bullets#think about the people you would have had to work for#or get taught by#the environment you could have been in#sometimes the rose tinted glasses overlook the stuff that would have sucked out your fucking soul#if things worked out#so…!
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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sorry im like. imagining dinosaur bird calls right now. yeah. i cant come into work.
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sorry im like. imagining dinosaur bird calls right now. yeah. i cant come into work.
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people jump in surprise upon beholding my face every day i work.
i always smile back
this june lets celebrate bearded women. okay?
#i think people expect me to get angry or irritated when im misgendered#but it is nothing to me. nothing.#im smiling at you and im here to do my job#if theres any issues here you’re making them up yourself#and being on the high ground there is what gives me confidence#im a professional. can you be an adult?#misgendering is an honest mistake a lot and the people who do it on purpose dont stand out. LMAO#customers cant phase me i streamed on twitch#co worker pointed it out to me today when a customer was shocked to see me but hid it when i looked at him#so this is a 1h fresh post of that experience#but i mean it when its constant. im a surprise#be the surprise. shock and delight. be the human they dont know you are and make them reconsider their bigotry their own damn selves#its not your issue#your only job is to exist
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Art by François Bourdin
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what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes
#this is absolutely it#i dont enjoy the grindset anymore#i dedicate this logic to get myself to do stuff when i have energy#must make the most out of the will to do anything at all
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this june lets celebrate bearded women. okay?
#OKAY???#self love post#this is for mtf or ftm nonbinary folks or whoever else!!!#being allowed to exist is pretty cool but people give me looks every day#so there needs to be more of us#grow that beard out increase our numbers#with YOUR help women can be hairy again 🫵#a conversation that needs careful navigation in the trans community for me is about how some binary stereotypes are embraced.#like HEY! ive been trying to kill that! what do you mean you need makeup to be a woman???#WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE TO SHAVE#love yourselves my people we’re all built different on purpose#enjoy what you enjoy#but dont go enforcing the binary on yourself or others#in order to feel like you belong#do what you want because you want to#hope this makes sense#ily all
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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger
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stingrays don’t have bones, they’re cartilaginous fish. thats why their skeleton looks so weird, all of that is flexible cartilage and not bone
thank you so much i had just awoeken and forgot the word for cartilage.
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