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even when they life in danger they still wanna yeet
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what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’
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me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-
flower: he’s cheating on you susan
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Anxiety AND Depression?
More like “I want to die and yet I’m afraid I might”
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So I’ve been working slowly at picking Arabic back up...
Turns out I remember very little and my handwriting is as bad as ever.
A long road ahead for sure
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my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake
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Whenever you find a random piece of glitter stuck to you out of the blue? You’ve been visited by Carrie Fisher and she spared you from some bullshit.
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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
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birds out here making some weird ass sounds
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My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please
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Science doesn’t have all the answers, you know.” “It’s got all the best questions, though.
Ben Aaronovitch, Moon Over Soho (via a-ramblinrose)
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“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”
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