I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me
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SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON
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someone: wow, time flies
me: you can see them too?
someone: what?
me: the time flies?
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its POISON!!! youve brought me an ELIXIR you DONKEY!!!!! i ask for a medium well wellington and you bring me a WITCHES BREW!!!!!!
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caught you containing multitudes bro lmao i love every glittering facet
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still. after all of it. mostly, i want to be kind
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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
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When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying
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