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Oh Lord! Haven't been on this app in a long, long time! Been busy working and living in the real world for a while.

However, since I've been gone, Tom Hiddlestone is both engaged and a daddy to be. My old crush got himself his own little family. Jealous but at the same time not. I realize that I must be among the oldest people on this app, but it is kind of sad to reach this age, almost 40, and see all your old crushes move on with their lifes while you feel stuck in yours.

However, I do feel happiness for Tom, and his wife to be looks amazing pregnant. I accidentally found a insta page where the creator mocked Zawe. And I felt so over it. Like, really, a man in his early 40s and a woman in her late 30s, meets and fall in love, and then get pregnant. It's so stupid to be upset. I know the feeling, yes, but I guess with age comes wisdom?

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Argh...! Am I the only one who feel like I can't have inappropiate thoughts and dreams about men who are gay, married or dating? Like, I need to know they're straight and single for that to happen.

Like, is Pedro Pascal gay? According to some he is gay, and that his former boyfriend is Jason Butler Harner. Or is Chris Evans dating anyone seriously?

All I strangely care about is the status of their sexuality, and it is so silly...! I am a grown woman, why should this bother me??

But yet, it does...

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Mr. Grumpy masterlist

Summary: Bucky hates omegas. You change his mind.

Pairing: Alpha!(Mobster)Bucky Barnes x Omega!Reader

Warnings: angst, language, a/b/o, grumpy Bucky, scenting, feisty omega, nesting, cuddling & snuggling, true mates, mentions of sex, a/b/o dynamics, possible smut in future chapters

Mr. Grumpy (1)

Mr. Grumpy and his omega (2)

Mr. Grumpy and his mate (3) *

Mr. Grumpy and his doll (4)

Mr. Grumpy and Mrs. Grumpy (5)

Divider by @firefly-graphics​

Find more Bucky stories here:  Sebastian Stan & his roles masterlist

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Pedro Pascal in ‘Inside the Actors Studio’

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Um... I love Pedro Pascal, Chris Evans and many more older men... But I am 37... Do that mean that I am... disgusting, too...??

Sexualizing old men isn't cool or sexy, it's disgusting. You're out here wanting to fuck men old enough to be your dads 🤮

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I'm alive! I'm alive! Over here!

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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Sooo.... I'm too old for Tiktok, (according to those that still can't make theirown doctors appointments, I prefer skinny jeans if I have to choose, I am fat so therefor unattractive... well, it's either that or the fact that I don't own any makeup or fancy clothes.

I am also lazy, cheap, boring, obsessed with my phone and with shopping... I've got no kids, never been married, never owned my own home nor do I have a steady job. And worst of all, I am single.

Yet, everyone else seems to be dating and having babies, for Christ sakes, I have reached an age when suddenly my friends children are MORE likely to have their own babies, AND when more and more of old acquaintancesare dying! What happened to my youth...? What happened to me being the one that made fun of the previous generations...?

Anyway... Henry Cavill is dating. Sebastian Stan is dating. Chris Evans is sending dick pics to everyone (you know what I mean) but me, and I am stuck. Stuck in a small town in the middle of nowhere, with a bank account that is getting closer to being completely empty. And all my dreams is now about men in my own age that is now having their own families...

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☆ giving creators the love they deserve ☆

Just thought I’d show my support for all of the wonderful fic writers on here that share their lovely creations with us—for free. What you do is a joy to be a part of, and I want to say thank you for everything you contribute ❤️

Below the cut, there are “smut”, “fluff”, “angst”, and “series’ + series’ with au’s” recs, categorized so that you can find exactly what you’re looking for! Happy reading, everyone 🥰

(This is long and I actually hit the tag limit? So, I wasn’t able to include everything I wanted to 😭 but I will potentially make a 2nd part to this in the future!).

Disclaimer: if you’re a writer, and your work is not listed here, please know that there are thousands of fics out there and it’s simply impossible for me to add them all or even come close to that number—please don’t take this personally. Also, please do not take offense if one of your favourite works is not listed; this is unavoidable. I did my best to find as many as I could, as well as try to have a variety of different topics and tropes being portrayed. Some author’s are repeated and various works of theirs are potentially listed under sections. Enjoy! (These are also in no particular order).

Would You Let Me & You Were My New Dream (And You Were Mine) by @keeper0fthestars

Cuffs & The Soft Side by @honeymandos

Promise & Bliss by @auty-ren

You Deserve It by @catsnkooks

Thin Walls by @leo-moon

Hungry, Switch & Taste You by @hdlynnslibrary

Alleyways by @huliabitch

Taste So Good, Full Sabacc & Chaste by @tiffdawg

Kneel At My Alter by @filthybookworm

Magma by @oloreaa

Little Yellow Sundress by @aerynwrites

Good Vibrations, Golden Berries & Fire And Ice by @janghoefett

Hot Springs by @mandoalorian

All In by @buttercup--bee

So Pretty And So Good by @mandolovian

The Bet & Bred by @tibbietibbs

Release by @letterfromvienna

The Contract by @ollypopp

Haircuts & Interwoven by @hdlynnslibrary

The Way You Put That Smile Upon My Face by @keeper0fthestars

The Softness Among Stars by @honeymandos

Pick Up Lines & Cold Fingers by @oloreaa

Touch & Ice Cold by @aerynwrites

Tender Kiss by @buttercup--bee

Close Quarters by @reluctant-mandalore

Bedside Manner by @janghoefett

Heavenly Bodies & Strings Attached by @mndalorians

Blankets Over Barbed Wire + Evermore (part 2) by @mrpascals

No Living Thing by @hiscyarika

Trust Is A Fragile Thing & Reunited by @aerynwrites

Crossed Wires & Again, Again by @mndalorians

By Hand & Recrudescent (I’m Right Here) by @keeper0fthestars

Heavy by @hdlynnslibrary

The Best Things Dwell Out of Sight series by @space-cowboy-din

Just This Once series by @mcfreakin-bxtch

Vencuyanir series & the Orbit series by @oloreaa

Redamancy series by @mrpascals

The Offer series (Clan Leader!Din AU) & the Waiting Up series by @auty-ren

Sparks series by @maybege

Migraine series by @leo-moon

Dusty Trails series (Old West!AU) by @hdlynnslibrary

The Light of Stars series by @tiffdawg

Silent Planet, Cradled Hands series by @corvueros

Borrowed Time series by @mandoalorian

White Rose series (Knight!Din AU) by @aerynwrites

Unheavenly Creatures series (Clan Leader + Mand’alor!Din AU) by @huliabitch

Miscommunication series by @mouthymandalorian

Take Me to Church series (Western!AU) by @frannyzooey

Rule Maker, Rule Breaker series by @mandoinevarro

Peace series by @sunsetkenobi

Thank you to everyone who wears their heart on their sleeve and is kind enough to share all their fantastic pieces of work with everyone ❤️

Your impact and reach here is larger than you know. This fandom would be nothing without all of us, and you’re all so very important—no matter what anyone says.

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Cin Vhetin Masterlist

Summary: You meet a man in metal armor who changes your life. Season 2 inspired, canon divergent.

Pairing: Din Djarin x Plus Size F!Reader (No Y/N) 

Rating: Explicit 

Warnings: Eventual smut (18+), alcohol consumption, violence, sexual harassment/sexual assault (misogyny & sexualization), implied death, mentions of food and drink

Message to be added to taglist ♥

* indicates smut

- Chapters - 

[chapter 1] - an unexpected introduction

[chapter 2] - a trip to freetown

[chapter 3] - the others

[chapter 4] - exposed*

[chapter 5] - make me sway

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Din using his son Grogu’s name

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Favourite bits of Pedro Pascal performing “For All the Lovesick Mad Sad Geniuses“ by Ngozi Anyanwu

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The faces of child marriage

Tehani, 8, Yemen. “Whenever I saw him, I hid. I hated to see him,” Tehani (in pink) recalls of the early days of her marriage to Majed, when she was 6 and he was 25. The young wife posed for a portrait with former classmate Ghada, also a child bride, outside their home in Hajjah.

Destaye, 11, and Addisu, 23, Ethiopia. Addisu and his new bride Destaye are married in a traditional Ethiopian Orthodox wedding in the rural areas outside the city of Gondar, Ethiopia. Community members said that because of his standing as a priest, Addisu’s bride had to be a virgin. This was the reason Destaye was given to him at such a young age.

Rajani, 5, India. Long after midnight, Rajani is roused from sleep and carried by her uncle to her wedding. Child marriage is illegal in India, so ceremonies are often held in the wee hours of the morning. It becomes a secret the whole village keeps, explained one farmer.

Bishal, 15, and Surita, 16, Nepal. Bishal accepts gifts from visitors as his new bride, Surita, sits bored at her new home. Here in Nepal, as in many countries, not only girls, but boys too are married young.

Faiz, 40, and Ghulam, 11, Afghanistan. Ghulam and Faiz sit for a portrait in her home before their wedding in Afghanistan. According to the U.S. Department of State report “Human Rights Practices for 2011,” approximately 60 percent of girls were married younger than the legal age of 16. Once the girl’s father has agreed to the engagement, she is pulled out of school immediately.

Sarita, 15, India. Sarita is seen in tears before she is sent to her new home with her new groom. The previous day, she and her 8-year-old sister Maya were married to sibling brothers.

Leyualem is transported by mule to her new home on her wedding day. The men later said the cloth was placed over her head so she would not be able to find her way back home, should she want to escape the marriage.

Asia, 14, Yemen. Asia washes her newborn at home in Hajjah while her 2-year-old daughter plays. Asia is still bleeding and ill from childbirth, yet has no knowledge of how to care for herself or access to maternal health care.

Mejgon, 16, Afghanistan. Mejgon weeps in the arms of her case worker near fellow residents at an NGO shelter run by Afghan women in Herat, Afghanistan. Mejgon’s father sold her at the age of 11 to a 60-year-old man for two boxes of heroin.

Jamila, 15, Afghanistan. Kandahar policewoman Malalai Kakar arrests a man who repeatedly stabbed his wife, 15 and mother of two children, for disobeying him. When asked what would happen to the husband for this crime, “Nothing,” Kakar said. “Men are kings here.” Kakar was later killed by the Taliban.

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PEDRO PASCAL as INIGO MONTOYA Home Movie : The Princess Bride (2020)

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Who else...

...wants to run their fingers through his hair? 🤤

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!!!!!!!ATTENTION CAVILL FANDOM LISTEN!!!!!!!

This girl on instagram has been spreading information about henry cavill family!!! She's showing his niece as well! She's been stalking him alone with cevans, and also sebastian stan (she found a lot of information about him). Me and my mutual have been watching her for two days now and she doesn't think what she's doing is wrong. Also my mutual got in contact with someone who will get in contact with his team!

What she's doing isn't okay! It's illegal!!!! I know it's a long stretch but if you can report her. She's a crazy and a delusional!!!!!!!

Account is: lifeofsebys.dani

You all need to know this because it's not right

Going to tag a few people

@viking-raider @littlefreya

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A horse is the projection of peoples’ dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence.” - Pam Brown

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Having a HUGE mental health crisis right now...

I think it's odd that I can function so well, yet feel awful at the same time. This is my problem, I have Aspergers Syndrome, and the issue is that although I'm pretty normal in most ways, at times I just don't, well... function as well as others. At times words slips out that I certainly did not mean and that can get me into trouble.

The problem is that when I catch myself saying something stupid/wrong/odd it creates a lot of anxiety that gathers in my gut, that eventually becomes a large, impossible to control, monster that needs to get out. And it gets out by making me sick. I end up spending a lot of time throwing up. And now... I had an episode the other day. Previously I had the day before been critized by one of my two bosses for saying something bad and now my other boss want to speak to me. I feel like an idiot. And that ball of anxiety is growing again. I work with kids. I can be too loud and annoying, but I try to be as much of a role model as I can.

Now my anxiety is making me think I'm going to get fired, that I'm going to get told off and blacklisted from working in my hometown for good, that my life is over, I'm going to get exposed for being a bad person, and, no, I haven't said something too terrible nor awful, nor have I done something bad. It's just in my damn head. In my head, I am a big woman, (I am, overweight), I easily gets in the way and forget how to adjust to the other people.

I hate this. Hatehatehate. Like, why can't I THINK before I do something?? And why do I always think the worst about ANYTHING??!