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*brings you a dead bird, like a cat that hunts for its person*

dming people is so scary it feels like im walking directly into their bedroom and putting some bullshit on their bed

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Yeah that tracks

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nothing deserves that level of respect, unless it's lore relevant

Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

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YES!!!!!

I haven’t platonicposted in a while

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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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I love him

Update from the man himself

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put. them. back

hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you

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ya know what, it's now my mission to either annoy or seduce @satan-offical, whichever happens first

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*carefully puts the vase back together using bandaids like they are duck tape* there we go, all better

🏺

<3

*smashes vase* AHAHAHA

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c-can I be the co-ruler?

you sound very short like teenu tiny. satan. are you, co-ruler of hell and all the damned, tiny?

i don't have anything agaisnt tiny people love them actually they're just so cute i can never take them seriously

I am NOT THE CO-RULER. i AM THE RULER! so mean

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cancer curing beam

You're so cool, please never get cancer.

I’ll try

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nnnoooooOOOOOOO

for sale: worn baby, never shoed

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wait, are you the one who moved my cameras to add your own?

I'm using a grape to type this

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hey! I can't tell my girlfriend what to do!

Hey whoever is out on the streets of NY serving rn,

I need you to go inside

It is 90 degrees out, you’re making it too hot.

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the predators need to be punished. HOWEVER it is fR more important to help the people that survive it

Speaking as a survivor of child sex abuse: the world would be a lot better if yall spent less time talking about the ways in which pedophiles should be punished and more time supporting survivors and preventing abuse

I get it, punishment can feel cathartic. I’ve certainly spent time imagining all the ways in which my own abuser might be punished. But ultimately, him dying, or being jailed, or publicly shamed, isn’t actually going to help me nor will it stop more kids from getting hurt in the future.

I don’t want more prisoners. I want free therapy with trauma informed counselors. I want better sex education for young children that teaches them about consent and body autonomy. And I want a society in which I can openly discuss my trauma, or at least as openly as yall discuss the evils of pedophiles

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welp

Remember when I told ya'll last month to be ready to start looking for a Discord alternative?

Yeah things aren't looking good for discord.