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i am everything but predictable

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Does Peyton have a soft spot for anyone/anything?

his orange cat tucker n his little sister cleo !! otherwise no, he bites

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obligatory box scenario

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eeew…

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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back at it again giving my fav boy tummy problems lol

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(j/ax, TA/DC) he's certainly the type to force you to inhale it, ain't he

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Revamped Fart Q&A

(noticed that one gassy q&a going around a lot so I thought people might appreciate some different questions!)

On a scale of 1 to 10 — 1 being rarely ever able to fart, 10 being incredibly gassy at all hours of the day — how gassy are you on average?

What triggers your farts? (foods, drinks, certain situations, etc.)

Do you push out your farts when you feel one coming, or let them come out on their own?

Do you ever get morning gas? How do you deal with it?

What aspect of farts do you enjoy the most? (sound, smell, sensation, "gross" factor, etc.)

How do you react to seeing/hearing people farting irl/in a non sexual scenario? Can you act natural and laugh it off?

Which would you prefer: farting on someone's lap, or having your lap farted on?

How do you feel about smell? Do you have a preferred type of stench?

Do you feel comfortable farting in front of others?

Have you ever accidentally farted when you didn't mean to?

Do you purposely eat trigger foods in order to make yourself gassy?

What do you do when you need to fart in public? Hold it in or let it out?

What do you think about the smell of your own farts? What do they smell like?

How do you feel about fart humour in media?

Do you like face farts? Would you ever do it if you had the chance?

Describe your favourite type of fart.

Thoughts on trapped gas/bloating?

Which would you prefer: massaging someone's gassy belly, or having your gassy belly massaged?

When did you know you had this kink? What triggered it?

Clothed or naked?

Embarrassed or shameless?

Silent or loud?

Does anyone know you have this kink? Would you ever tell anyone?

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I've been thinking lately about just... super-casual farting. Someone who farts constantly around the people close to them. They'll rip ass when someone walks behind them, or enshroud someone sitting on the couch next to them in their stink pretty much just because they can. They'll get heckled for it often, sure, but that's not reason enough for them not to let it fly around company who, by this stage, just treat their blurty booty and its assortment of stink as an occupational hazard of getting to know them. Everyone knows what they're getting into when they step within the blast radius... not that they won't regret it most of the time when they get a bubbly fart aimed right at the back of their head.

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Oh a farter started to follow me guys what do i do

Send help

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cant stop thinking about this phrasing

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What Are We Sticker // Grandpas Swamp

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A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

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hey so like.. @theandato HEAR ME OUTTTT. keith getting pegged by sofia.. while farting

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amanita, chicken of the woods, parrot waxcap, & turkey tail mushrooms 🍄‍🟫

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GO GABRIEL GO

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Dang i read this post and my guts started acting up 💀 /lh /nm

Was farting near constantly while scrolling through your blog, I think it’s a sign or something :3

It is definitely a sign! I don't know what it's a sign of, but it is absolutely 100% a sign! Also, that's like hot as fuck!