thestormthatrises
thestormthatrises
The Sun. The Moon. The Heir.
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"Call me by the name of your favorite storm." Lover. Writer. Friend and fighter.
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thestormthatrises · 8 hours ago
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Radioapple week day 3: secret relationship/ in denial.
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thestormthatrises · 8 hours ago
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day 2 - 1920s
princess used to have fun spending time in the living world and loved to drive her favorites a bit insane by dropping her human disguise
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thestormthatrises · 8 hours ago
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Wait... what did he say 🤨?
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thestormthatrises · 8 hours ago
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heheh
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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hheeeelllllllll yes
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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by Brian Larsen
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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when gentle parenting fails
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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Stop giving fathers redemption arcs. That old man sucks and you know it
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thestormthatrises · 22 hours ago
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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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