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man i hate to say it but

it’s giving ✨ somebody’s kinda mismatched living room ✨ (affectionate)

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I don't know what that person was interviewing for but I hope they got it, because bullseye.

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here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised

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LILY GLADSTONE reacting to a special message from her former classmates' Oscars watch party at their high school

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

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the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

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Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

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by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

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"Sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change." - Meredith Walters

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Kent State University