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“bob’s burgers isn’t that funny”

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i just want to be treated very gently and smell like vanilla and wear only matte dusty rose lipstick 

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me: *is bitter but is also right*

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The female stereotype of putting your hands on your hips exists because none of their clothing has pockets.

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I’M DEAD 😂

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M I C H A E L + qualities

luke · calum

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Harry Potter And The Cursed Child, JK Rowling, 2016

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“This is probably the third snapchat you’ve ever made. This is a rare occasion.”

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so my boyfriend and i went to the twenty one pilots show in richmond last night. he likes their music a lot, but just got into them and doesnt know tyler joseph or josh dun. he went to the bathroom and he came back and said hey, whos josh dun? and i was like the drummer in top why??! and he said he had just shook hands with him in the bathroom. i showed him a picture of josh dun and he said no, thats not him. he had a round face, short hair. so i showed him a picture of tyler and he was like thats him!

my boyfriend met tyler in the bathroom at the venue. didnt know who he was. i guess tyler knew that so he said he was playing in a band that night and introduced himself as josh dun.

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When dad starts playing pokemon go with no prior pokemon knowledge

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Class: *reading aloud*

Me: *counting the number of people until my turn and practicing the paragraph i have to read*

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remember how in Hairspray the overweight clumsy protagonist got the hot boy in the end, and the only thing about her that changed was her hairstyle? I feel like we need to talk about Hairspray more

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I return from the dead with the best accidental screenshot I will ever take 

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