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the bitemarks leaving cuddler would like to kiss you in many places very safe no chomps

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Bite

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sigh. i need to be a 12 foot tall lupine horror and pick up a trans girl and cradle her like a baby in my arms and set her in my big furry lap and scritch her hair with razor-sharp bloody claws. hmph

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Do you think your werewolf boyfriend would bite at the hose water.

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Let me be soft and wanted. I want someone to just be so enamored by me that they can't help be a little possessive, so they cover me in kisses and gentle touches to have me completely melted beneath them. Absolutely needing to see me cum from their handiwork, having me undone all for them.

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i’m horribly ill and the only cure is thick thighs and tummy i am wasting away i need help

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separation anxiety werewolf who thinks it might be hot if you fucked someone else but when you close the door to bang your hookup she starts whining and pawing at the door

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stand behind me women who moan when they put it in. I will protect you with my life

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Informing someone that I get really rough in bed when I'm high and they immediately offer me an edible and then start bending over in front of me a lot. Which could mean nothing.

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ok here’s my review of the Lacura setting spray:

- today i gave my gf the sloppiest sweatiest messiest head. i buried myself between those thighs and went to town. it was transcendent. i had a religious experience. i lost track of the concept of time. i sweat bullets but i did not care.

- it was hot as balls today and my gf doesn’t have AC

- we both got heat exhaustion oops

- my highlighter and eyeshadow are completely unscathed. and it was five dollars. service top APPROVED

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hedonism is the hottest sin

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roommate just referred to masturbation as “checking under the hood.”

guys i’ve been so busy lately i think my check engine light is on

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let me open up your eyes to a concept: monsterboy tdick. Monsterboys who’s tdicks get large enough that they can’t hide their boners anymore and have to awkwardly excuse themselves to adjust them. Monsterboys who develop ridges on their tdicks that get larger the harder they are. Monsterboys who get knots unexpectedly, swelling and stretching your mouth and apologizing because he didn’t know that would happen.

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*Posts this for the Jarthur monster frickers*

*leaves with no explanations*

John be like:

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Rita's Smile (2023)

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it’s getting close to full moon! reminder to take good care of your werewolf boyfriend during his transformation (let him sink his long sharp claws and teeth into your soft skin and knot you as long and as hard as he needs while he’s in his wolf form i promise it’s for his health)