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Everything reminds me of @the-muppet-joker

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Still Night

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See, this wasn't about Control but I'm making it about Control. I think about Langston ALL THE TIME. The rants he goes on while Jesse is in the elevator in one of the DLCs makes me insane.

Also the guy declining a job offer because he thinks higher ups have bad things happen to them is so real and reasonable. I mean... the Oldest House is a mess.

In the panopticon straight watching it. And by it, haha, well, let's juts say... literally everything

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for April Fools I am @the-muppet-joker on Discord. Haunting.

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A spit of bbno$ concert pics...

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How it feels to start a fanfic that sounds mysterious and cool with a well-written summary just to have the fic missing VERY necessary tags...

As it turns out, the mystery basement surprise was just Asbestos. Sad!

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I'm SO UPSET I missed the ides of March... I was too busy watching infant no income...

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call him bubonic the way he plagues me

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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

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Lookin cool Joker!

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v.2

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

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Headcanon: Whenever Rook addresses Spite when he’s not possessing Lucanis , they try to look where they think he may be, based on cues the Crow gives. They want to be polite to Spite, but are worried that they will look stupid trying to talk to Spite, while facing in the wrong direction.

Lucanis assures them that they always guess correctly, but neglects to tell them that even when they are looking the wrong direction, Spite always moves to wherever they think he might be.

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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

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I was yapping on some Discord server and my brain spit out the phrase "Edged by the Narrative". Now, I'm not positive nobody's used that before but I think it's a great description for things that have been drawn out far too long.

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hi :3