theteethofgod
theteethofgod
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theteethofgod · 14 hours ago
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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good
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theteethofgod · 15 hours ago
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theteethofgod · 16 hours ago
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Paratopic: Definitive Cut (2018, Arbitrary Metric)
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theteethofgod · 17 hours ago
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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theteethofgod · 17 hours ago
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I only jerk it to ai images I feel guilty about jacking to art someone drew cause I can feel their souls
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theteethofgod · 21 hours ago
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theteethofgod · 21 hours ago
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theteethofgod · 22 hours ago
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they should make a saluting emoji that looks tired. exhausted even. one that got to the airport at 3:30 AM perhaps. dare I say a saluting emoji that's about to stuck in an overnight layover in dallas. hypothetically!
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theteethofgod · 23 hours ago
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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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theteethofgod · 23 hours ago
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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section
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theteethofgod · 23 hours ago
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Yamaguchi Kayo - "Cormorants,"
woodblock print, 1963
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theteethofgod · 1 day ago
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do not. respond to my doylist criticism with a watsonian explanation.
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theteethofgod · 1 day ago
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meeee i'd teach my kids to hate capitalism from day one ❤️
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theteethofgod · 1 day ago
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do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do
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theteethofgod · 1 day ago
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i can promise that if i ever create a commercial published project that leads to a fandom and arguments, i will not be going on my official accounts to use my authority to say who is right or wrong. i will be making an anonymous account to partake and make it worse
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theteethofgod · 2 days ago
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Am I really so bad? Am I really so frightening? You've talked to me. You've confided in me. Have I tried to hurt you? It isn't me you're afraid of. What you're afraid of is the unknown.
ROBERT REDFORD as MR. DEATH The Twilight Zone — 3.16 "Nothing in the Dark"
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theteethofgod · 2 days ago
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