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Shoutout to all the Tony Stark ships who are Anti Steve Rogers (MCU) in their fanfics.

Shoutout to all Tony Stark ships who hate the guts out of the Whitewashed Wendy bitch.

Shoutout to all Tony Stark ships who do nothing but try to give Tony his happy ending with people he deserves to be with.

Shoutout to all Tony Stark ships who write him trying to break the generational trauma and be the good parental figure.

Shoutout to all Tony Stark ships who don't shit on Pepper in their fanfics and portray her just like the pillar of support she has been.

Last but not the least-

shoutout to all Tony Stark ships who acknowledge and give justice to all his mental health issues compassionately.

[PS: please do tell if this lands in a wrong tags, I'll try to remove it from there, no need to be rude ]

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MCU Steve and Tony: [Would probably fucking die before actually sitting down and talking stuff out]

AA Steve and Tony: [Steve literally hugs Tony while picking him up and spinning him after they reunite]

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CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019) - dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

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My Incorrect Universe #92

Me,coming out of the room to get water: …. Bucky? Are you drinking coffee at 3 AM?

Bucky: *glaring at me, then proceeding to down two cups of coffee and starting to pour a third*

Me,genuinely worried: …. Buck? Babe?

Bucky: There is no god.

Loki, who followed me out, now extremely offended: What the fuck am I then? A string bean?

Bucky being all ‘Sad boy™’ like:

Loki when his own boyfriend denies his existence like:

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Run fast for your mother

Run fast for your father

Run for your children

For your sisters and brothers

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Sam: L is for the way you look at me

Loki: 0 is for the only one I see

Tony: V is very, very extraordinary

(y/n): E is for everyone shut the fuck up it's 2am go to bed before I kill you all

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Y/N: When I say “I don’t like drama” what I really mean is “I don’t want to have my own drama” your drama, on the other hand.

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Tony: Why are you here so late?

Happy: his flight was 5 hours late

Peter: How come?

Harley: Someone literally died on the flight

Peter: that's terrible!

Harley: we made an emergency landing and everyone missed their connections

Tony: Well, that sucks for them I guess but would they rather be on a flight with a literal corpse

Harley: Yeah well the guy behind me would disagree with you

Peter: What? Why?

Harley: he was complaining and saying "how is it an emergency if he's already dead?"

Tony: okay wow. That is so controversial

Peter: yet so brave

Harley: right!?

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*after escaping to wakanda*

Steve : *about tony* yeah I didn't like him that much we weren't even friends let alone lovers

*at 3 am on the roof crying*

Steve : I SIT BY MYSELF TALKING TO THE MOOOOOON

Bucky : *head out of the window* Steve you better shut your ass up before I come up and whoop your ass like back in 20 when assault was legal

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Alligator Loki Infinity Comic (2022) #17

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Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers (2012)

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There is a parallel universe where...

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Sam: Ok y/n, wanna play smash or pass?

Y/n: Smash

Sam: …I’ll take it as a yes. *Clears his throat* Soo, Stark?

Y/n: Uuuh, pass

Tony: Heeey, why not? I’m literally *points to himself* this hot! Whatever, your loss honey

Sam: Oook…Steve?

Y/n, now dead serious: “I’m WiTh YoU tIl ThE eNd Of ThE lInE”. Bitch no.

Steve: Oh come on, that happened ages ago! Now I’m here!

Y/n: AH, DO NOT INTERRUPT ME. No.

Pass.

P-a-s-s.

P? Ass. *Looking at Bucky* I’m awfully sorry James, you didn’t deserve that.

*Steve tries to talk*

Y/n: AAAAAH, NO. SHUT THE HELL UP, I DO NOT CARE THAT YOU CAME BACK. YOU- you let that- *pointing at the supersoldier* that- precious, thoughtful, loyal, brave and- attractive, generous-

Sam, whispering: And then she comes to me saying “DoN’t TeLl AnYbOdY oKaY?”

Y/n: charming, passionate, sincere and smart and mature, humorous, friendly-

Nat:*Chuckles* You lucky motherfucker

Y/n: hard-working, loving, reliable, determined, agreeable and very handsome man…AND FOR WHAT?? A DEAD WOMAN??

Clint: *aggressively gasps* SHE DID NOT…

Tony: GO GET HIM QUEEN! *to Bucky* y'know metal arm, I would keep very close a girl like her…she’s also pretty attractive👀

Bucky, trying to hide his smile: Yeah, she is..

Y/n: BITCH, HE WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND. YOUR PAL.

Steve: Come oooon! Y/n!! Pleaase I am sorry-

Y/n: UH-UH AND GUESS WHAT? I DON’T FUCKING CARE. APOLOGIZE TO HIM, NOT ME-

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The supervillain sighs in frustration as he looks at the group of superheroes. “Alright raise your hands if you are adults?” he said. None of them did it. “This battle is canceled and tell your mayor we need to talk! today!” he said angrily.

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Ya know what? That scene in the Avengers, where Tony gets to the Helicarrier bridge and asks how does Fury see all his screens? That is still so damn iconic. Because on the surface, it comes across as Tony being a smarmy dick about everything. At least that’s what Hill, and the rest of Shield on board, is probably thinking. Here’s Stark, being a smartass again we hate him. They’re so busy getting annoyed at him that they completely fail to spot the bug that he installs, allowing Jarvis to start hacking Shield. There are at least three dozen Shield agents there, including Coulson and Natasha, and none of them spot Tony Stark sticking something suspicious on the side of a control panel in plain sight. Because they’re too busy focusing on his behaviour.

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Jellycat Bashful Billy Goat in "Goatbusters"

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incorrect 911 quotes part idk