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Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section
They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.
don’t believe me? look:
these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own
See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??
Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-
what? what’s this?
Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.
Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.
Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.
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You’re never too old to collect figures.
You’re never too old to be in a fandom.
You’re never too old to play video games.
You’re never to old to listen to music.
You’re never too old to enjoy things.
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When you get caught doing something embarrassing..
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coooome ooooon tumblr!
EDIT: YES! I am so sorry for the multiple posts this morning Ugh. Tumblr would not allow this image to go up properly. Either way… I just wanted to wish all you beautiful people a~
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
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