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"Jimmy doesnt seem to like me. I tried to ignore it but its starting to get on my nerves."

"Just- what the hell did i ever do to him??"

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...I truly apprecciate your concern about me, captain. But i already told you i just feel homesick; nothing that can stop me from doing my job.

It can not stop me from doing my job. It can not stop me from doing my job. It can not stop me from doing my job.

I will tell you if i have a heavier problem or concern from now on. Thank you.

Hello captain. Ignore the recent things i've said i'm not feeling quite okay today.

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Harvey. You know if you're feeling neglected, you can come to me, yeah? You don't need to bring up the 1950s. To be honest it was so early in the morning I can hardly recall what else was said. But. It's part of my job to keep up the morale of my crew - that includes you.

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I know... i guess i just feel kinda homesick recently. But ill probably get better, thank you for your concern.

There are much more problems with me right now but i dont think it's professional of me to tell them to you. You're not here for that.

Hello captain. Ignore the recent things i've said i'm not feeling quite okay today.

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Harvey. You know if you're feeling neglected, you can come to me, yeah? You don't need to bring up the 1950s. To be honest it was so early in the morning I can hardly recall what else was said. But. It's part of my job to keep up the morale of my crew - that includes you.

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I feel like a 1950s housewife with a neglecting husband whenever im yearning for the attention of another man

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Being in space is fucked up i wanna go home

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OOC: Hey everyone srry for being so innactive!! i was busy with school and some other things. I hope i can be more active at least this weekend

Anyways have a drawing of Harvey and Curly hanging out ^_^

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hc + 👎 for a headcanon about things they dislike

Another thing that Harvey can't stand are loud noises, specifically the ones that are sudden and you don't expect to hear them.

Something that happened a while ago was when Harvey was going making his way back home from grocery shopping, this huge ass truck that was on the street beside him suddenly honked its loud fucking horn for no apparent reason. He physichally yelped and jumped at the sound, making him drop his grocery bags to the floor out of shock.

Every night, he remembers it and hopes that whoever drove that truck is now living the consequences of their actions.

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hc + 🥣 for a food-themed headcanon

Harvey does not like marshmallows.

He never actually really knew the exact problem of why he disliked them so much. Maybe it was the overly soft texture? the bland taste? no idea, but he just knew that he didn't liked them.

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hc + 🎡 for a hobby-themed headcanon

Whenever Harvey has free time on his hands, he enjoys to spend it by playing guitar.

A classic, acoustic one. Even if he actually uses it pretty often, he never considered himself absolutely amazing at it. However, he doesn't think he's terrible at it either because he did catched his ex-wife's attention when they first met by playing Creep by Radiohead on the stage of a bar. He still sometimes asks himself what the hell she saw in him at that time.

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Holy shit you might be feral about blonde men (well. one man).

Couldn’t be me, hope you recover quickly.

H-hey i already said i don't remember saying that...!

I was probably not in the right place of my mind or something because..i don't even like men.

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OOC: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE DO THIS HARVEY ON MY INBOX

Thematic Headcanons. A series of subject-specific headcanons you can ask your favorite blog and muse.

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hc + 🔞 for a nsfw-headcanon

hc + ❓ for a headcanon of the receiver's choice

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Huh? Uh- yeah...yeah. I-i'm sorry, captain. I guess i was just... surprised you saw that...

Please don't think too much about it.

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You know

For that "blond man"

...Oh.

W-well you see i don't remember making that post...someone must've gotten on my acc and..posted that to pretend it was me...

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Very calming interactions between Jimmy, Anya and Daisuke

Bonus Anya Skateboarding photos::

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Harvey why are you freaky

...I don't know what you're talking about

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