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blog announcement/updates

Hello fellow bug lovers and alien enthusiasts! I'd like to take the time to state that this page is still active and will pick up activity again. Please be sure to check out the pinned rules as they have recently been updated.

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Read Pinned 🐉 18+ Only 🐉 As Told By Mami 🐉 OC Friendly 🐉 Crossover Friendly 🐉 Semi-Selective

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Lazy promotion for now, but dragon ball multi is under construction over @kicharges rules have yet to be fully updated, but—for now, I’m still working on it.

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I got rizz, be impressed.

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this is a weird fucking cat

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Wait, you poured what in my drink?

Send an ask with 🧪 to give my muse a truth serum!

They are now forced to reply to whatever question is asked with complete honesty :D

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Fuck it, I’m going to head canon that Perfect Cell has little fangs, bc…why not? Nothing sexier than some sharp teeth, am I right? How we feeling about this, gang?

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Kicked out of barnes and noble for posting Gocell/Cellku propaganda (they refuse to give me entry anymore)

#beamshots

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@frcstdbcsscm continued from [here]

"I'm afraid you're going to have to be more specific than that~" He purred against their ear as he took the liberty of pressing his palm to their thigh, which was already beginning to pool with heat. To think he would have such an affect on them only made him want to tease them even more. To test their limits and watch them squirm in his lap as they gradually became a panting, moaning mess. His breath was hot against their neck as he drew in their scent, warm yet sweet, a scent he could easily get lost in if he wasn't careful. "Here?" He asked, hand sliding lower down their thigh, fingers grazing their clothed loins as he grabbed a handful of their thigh in his large, strong hands. "Is this where you want me to touch you?" Cell smirked, enjoying the way they fit in his lap. Once he was done with them, rest assured, there wouldn’t be a place on their body his hands hadn’t touched.

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I want to turn this crack ship into a real ship

Haha, just kidding!

Unless? 👀

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I love Imperfect Cell’s little teefs, they remind me of cat fangs.

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SINDAY 🍆 HC’S

Anyways, as it is Sinday, allow me to give you my Cell peen HC’s for today. Tw: for alien dick under the cut.

I’m always conflicted on what Cell’s genitalia would look like, so I basically let my partners choose from the options I have listed below.

Cell can have a very human-looking dick, but either way, his cock will always look and have a purple hue to it. As for the head colour, I really don’t care what the colour is…I don’t believe I’ve ever thought about it that much…

He can be a hermaphrodite, meaning he has both a 🐱 and a 🍆 and yes, both can function at the same time or individually, depending on what my RP partner is feeling. That means you can use a strap on him as well, and if your muse has an actual cock…well, you can very well fill in the blanks.

Cell can just have a tentacle dick down there, and yes, he can move it around. This option can also be paired with the one above, any cock option can be if you really feel like it. I don’t care, so long as we’re having fun and the atmosphere isn’t…uncomfortable.

Cell has two cocks, either human-like in appearance, alien-like in appearance, or two tentacle cocks. He doesn’t need to cum from both, so he can still perform anal or vaginal penetration with just one cock, and still manage to feel as much pleasure. (But with both, his orgasm will be much stronger)

If you’re really feeling like it. Cell can have a knot, preferably paired with the option down below.

His cock is very alien-like in appearance, and this is my favourite option by far. For context, I modelled it after the Sleipnir Bad Dragon dildo:

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Angel: *squishing Cell’s cheeks between her hands* Bloop, bloop, bloop bloop!

Any sane person: “Lady!” 😰😨

Angel: “What?”

Person: “That’s…That’s Perfect Cell! He’s a monster!”

Angel: “He’s not a monster.” 😊

Person: “What are you doing???”

Angel: “We’re blooping! Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop!”

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