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Wittly hosts a near all-day pirate radio show in Mudos. He's as superstitious as conspiracy theorists get, to the point where he refuses to wear Magog Cartel mandated equipment because he believes they're microchipped control devices meant to make him susceptable to brainwashing.

While the conspiracies he shouts about Glukkon cover-ups and Mudokon woo-woo powers being "genuine dark magic" that are being used to mind control Sligs in a "secret uprising" have more than a ring of truth to them, Wittly is labeled as a complete loon who is off his chill pills. Nobody believes a word he says.

On the other hand, Wittly also believes Mudokons were sent from another dimension to take over Oddworld and that Lady Margaret is under telepathic control of some giant alien brain slurg. So you can't blame people for thinking he's full of crap.

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Haha you're funny :)

Typical psy-pop propaganda move: accuse the truth-tellers of being clowns. Classic reversal psychology straight outta the Vykkers "Mind-Tweak" Handbook, page 52, paragraph 9.

Listen here "Princess", I’ve personally listened to ALL your albums, front to back, while wearing military-grade, triple-foil-lined mind control blockers (custom-made thank you very much, not that flimsy fake stuff sold on the Webb) and I can say with confidence: there’s something embedded in those lyrics. I’m talking backwards messages, subharmonic frequencies, and coded Glukkon directives. I caught one track whispering “consume, comply, invest in SoulStorm stocks.” You think that’s art? That’s capitalist hypnosis, sweetheart.

And don’t think I forgot your Brand Tour show in Las Fegas three years ago. On stage, you exhibited suspicious behaviors. Eyes dilating in perfect sync with the strobe lights, arm movements forming corporate sigils if you map it out in slow-mo (which I did), and let’s not even TALK about the subliminal triangle patterns hidden in the pyrotechnics. I filed a 400-page report on that to the Independent Truth Alliance. Still waiting on a response, but they know.

I have listened to every single one of your albums for research purposes. And I have 76 hours of your livestreams archived with detailed annotations for surveillance. So before you come calling me a clown, take a long look in the mirror, preferably without the industrial-grade beauty filters your label slaps on every image of you to hide the neural interface ports (oh yeah, I’ve seen the x-rays).

To my truth seeking readers; whatever you do, don't listen to Track 7 on “GlowDust Fantasia” without protective ear foam. That one tried to make me invest in a timeshare.

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Beloveds ♥️

Thank you @lair-of-the-white-worm for commissioning!

Wittly belongs to @lair-of-the-white-worm

Skids belongs to @skidsthemudokon

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fucked up little man in his bucket. commission for @lair-of-the-white-worm of my favourite conspiracy freak Wittly

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shut the fuck up

TROLL ACCOUNT. BLOCKED.

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ATTENTION MEEPLE.

Put DOWN your micro-chipped Mudokon Pops and open your earholes because they’ve been lying to you since the first can of Scrab hit the conveyor belt. This is my first post on this Webb blog, but it ain’t the first time the Magog Cartel tried to silence me on the antisocial network. They shut down my old SpewTube channel for "violating community guidelines" as they put it. But now I’m here blogging the TRUTH, broadcasting straight from a hidden bunker that's equipped from top to bottom with anti-tracking wave broadcasters. Come find me, Cartel cowards! I triple-Slog--dare ya.

THIS BLOG IS YOUR SANCTUARY.

I’ll be dropping classified documents, redacted memos, audio transcripts of grainy and suspect conversations, and my very own theory reports, collected while dodging keyloggers and surviving off BonePowder Ramen.

You’ll learn about:

Why Slog breeding facilities are actually bio-organic listening posts.

The real reason behind "Mandatory Slig Masks"

The TRUTH behind what happened with RuptureFarms 1029.

Irrefutable evidence of the hidden ancient society beneath the Scrabanian temples.

How the Cartel weaponized BlabRock music to cause compliant brainwave rhythms.

Who REALLY runs SligBarracks. (Hint: It ain't General Dripik. He’s just a hologram.)

You’ve been eating lies out of a can your whole life. But no more. This blog is your last defense against the corporate meat-grinder. They want us docile. They want us obedient. They want us PACKAGED. But I say: NO MORE. WAKE UP MEEPLE!!!!

This is THEUNKNOWABLESLIG, signing off for now. Stay suspicious. And remember; DON'T DRINK THE BREW.