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PLEASE SMOSH GAMES VIDWO WHERE DAMIEN SHOWS ANGELA DATE EVERYBTJNG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

also i think chanse also thrown in would be really fun because i feel like the three of them is an unexplored dynamic

@smosh GET TO WORK!!

i feel like we should exclude chanse out on this one since it'll be pretty much just changela the whole time, i want damien explaining and angela going all nuts on every character she sees!

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what

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miss the times he used to wear stupid pants but damn, this is way better

Ksubi Pants

G-Star Grey Pants (Auggie Pants)

G-Star Black Red Flame Pants

These pants are also Ksubi but I haven't found the exact pair yet. (the studs are the Ksubi logo)

requested by @creeksidekiller

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i fear I'm swaying side by side right now (in like questioning who do i really believe and questioning myself a lot) after reading the documents and comparing both holy shit. scratching my bigass forehead

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what is the chel document stuff?

its about clearing chel's name and addressing beth (ghostxtype) I haven't read it but as far as i know its 160 pages... (i literally just woke up 😰)

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have you read chel's document? its crazy

not yet but will be soon at school breaks/lunch time

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love how none of these happened

Honestly going to predict damangela while I still can:

* Damien mentions Angela on posts/stream

* Angela mentions Damien on a podcast

* Damangela 2 TRUTHS 1 LIE

* damangela Reddit stories

* Damangela Tntl Smosh Mouth ep

* Damangela Culinary Crimes

* Damangela in a challenge pit video

* Damien helps Angela on a game round

* Damien in Angela's IG story

* Angela being in Damien's dump post

* Damangela reads fanfics together

* Damangela stays overnight at smosh

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is it bad that i want you back to work like a slave

...by drawing Damangela right...

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to: damien haas

please flirt your coworkers, mainly angela, we can tell. thanks.

signed: shac

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please stop appearing on my timeline, your breaking my heart 💔

could you forgive yourself, seeing what you’ve become?

Close up and alt background color bc I’m indecisive

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Just realised that if Smosh Cast stood in alphabetical order by surname, Angela and Damien would likely be next to each other (unless I've forgotten someone lmao). Which makes me think about a high school au or smth where they become friends purely through the luck of standing next to each other in line lol.

Sorry bud, they're five people away from each other, but i love the highschool AU idea!

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and yall still deny and say their love is dead 🙄😮‍💨

Damangela Rant

In the same way that people have pointed out how during TNTL, Shayne will use different types of humor depending on who he’s trying to make laugh (silly characters for Amanda, weird noises for Courtney, clever wordplay and distinct pauses for Damien, etc.) I think Damien is friends with all the Smosh cast in different ways. (You could argue that this happens with everyone, which is true, I just think it’s more noticeable with Damien, especially since he gets so much hate on how he’s friends with the other Smosh cast members). Like with Shayne, they will get each other’s inside jokes, and laugh even if no one else gets it. They fit together so well because they’ve known each other FOREVER. They’ll laugh their squeaky laughs. But with Angela, it’s fond looks at each other, admiring each other. It’s mutual respect and support. Of course, all the Smosh cast (and all of smosh) have mutual respect and support, since all of them are pretty good friends, and also coworkers. It wouldn’t work if it wasn’t. But with Damien and Angela, their friendship is almost BUILT from respect and support. It’s Damien’s inability to scold or berate Angela, no matter how much he’s joking. It’s Angela noticing Damien’s laugh from years ago. It’s Damien noticing Angela’s laugh, saying “God, I Iove your laugh”. It’s the little touches they have, even though they’ve both said they’re pretty touch adverse. It’s Damien leaning up against the couch, turning his entire body to face her, and listening intently during Reddit Stories. When Angela leans up against him or touches his arm; him letting her, and high-fiving her every chance he gets. It’s Angela playing with his ear, and him letting her, barely even flinching, then thanking her saying that he hasn’t felt human touch in a while. It’s them mentioning the other whenever they can, even if it’s not relevant. It’s the lazy looks that they have, in the background of videos just looking at the other. The one sided rivalry Angela has with him, and Damien supporting it, high-fiving her whenever she beats him at something. It’s the fact that the other won’t engage in any physical contact at all unless the other does too. It’s that Damien will remember little things about her. It’s the smirk he got when she said she would help him sing “Dancing through life”.  It’s Angela laughing harder than ever whenever he does musical bits. It’s the ability to say “Nah I love you” “I love you too” platonically. It’s the fact that for whatever reason, they’ve gotten especially close recently, even more comfortable with each other. It’s the fact that even though Shayne and Damien have known each other for years, you’re not gonna see them leaning on each in a video, but you WILL see the little touches Damien and Angela give each other, the looks. The looks that have practically divided Damangela fans, whether shippers or just lovers of the duo. They obviously admire each other.

 No one that hate each other give looks that have split a fandom in two.

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if you want to read my rants go follow sourdozes on IG I'll be ranting my what ifs and stuff over there on a situation we all highly on

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this is just damien Haas in a costume for bit city

i would go to war for this man

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i wasn't there when it happened (racism and Ableism) but i was there when they've confessed about sending dead threats.

please know that if you've sent it on IG and you deleted it, that's only for "you" they will see it, they will view it, the unsent button may be unfair for people who accidentally sent something to someone but once you unsent it, it's only for you, not for everyone. but for you only. so there are 50/50 odds of them viewing your message.

i don't really care or want to know what's the actual reason as it isn't my wound that's been rubbed by salt but if there are tons of people who've claimed you've done it more than once and they've gave you chances but you kept doing it then buddy, your shaking the salt on me as well.

i love being friends with you, i love wanting to know you better and discussing a negative topic with you but reading what you've done has really rubbed the salt to hard on me bud.

i hope you fix yourself and think of what you say or do first before doing it, please have some limits when being on the internet. By the end of the day, people will be hurt emotionally by the words we post online.

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if you think deep about it, you could make littlest things of damien and Angela's stuff into a little headcanon of their life together in fanfics.

like ex:

• Angela's rings looking similar to Damien, she expressed of not liking to buy rings so half of her rings are gifts from people, you could write a fic of him buying her rings !

• Damien letting angela take a taste of his mushroom goo to soothe her throat, you could write a fic of her trying it for the first time then afterwards asking where he is so she can have more during shoots

• having their nails colored black often, you could write a fic of them sharing a nail polish or chatting while painting the other's nails

• damien expressed of wanting to make her laugh, you could write a fic of 5+1 of him trying to make her laugh/giggle on and off camera

• drunk angela and damien having a private conversation at a party of 2023(?) you could write a fic of one of them confessing and the other forgetting the whole months

• angela actually having freckles you could write a fic of Damien adoring it secretly as she redo her make up at work

and soooo much more to connect their littlest things to each other 🥹

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because she needs me (WTNRH oc !!) (NSFW)