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being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that “sickness behavior” is a well documented part of the body’s immune response

feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i don’t have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little

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dude why do you have The Killer as your emergency contact

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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dear.salem: 𝕲𝖔𝖉 𝕾𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓

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AEW: FORBIDDEN DOOR (2025)

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If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

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George bush truisms

I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT THE PAST IS OVER

RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED, IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE

YOU TEACH A CHILD TO LEARN, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST

A HUMAN BEING AND A FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON…SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME… YOU CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.

DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME

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We love you, Will.

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girls say 'i miss him' and it's an injured athlete

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Swerve Strickland remembers Bray Wyatt

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Will eating one of the gummy bears

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it’s sooooooo crazy that hanger’s eyes are fanfiction green

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All Elite Wrestling? More like Athena Elite Wrestling. AEW x NJPW: FORBIDDEN DOOR | 08.24.25