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Hear me out

The reason Audrey II was able to take over the world was because Seymour didn't have any Mountain dew red trust

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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"

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Krusie anniversary (and Ralsei)

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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Love my business partner so much #mybusinesspartner

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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

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sweeney todd revival come back the kids miss you

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fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

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'i asked chatgpt' 'i asked grok' well i asked my good friend sweeney todd the demon barber of fleet street and turns out we all deserve to die. so.

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seeing white musical theater twinks being the only ones happy about NS’s tony win is so telling…. like yall are so content with mediocrity ofc yall will just watch someone park and bark with absolutely no emotion on a blank stage with no set, no direction, in a show that only works to the fullest extent when it has all of the moving parts, and then turn around and say that audra mcdonald is bad in gypsy bc she *checks notes* has a distracting headvoice? even though the choice to not cast a belter was intentional given that they orchestrated the show in audra’s vocal break range to enhance the desperation in her performance that actually adds layers to the story rather than taking them away?

im so sick of the jamie lloyd “minimalism” bullshit that’s being pushed by other white people in the theater world because it’s not inspired, it’s not ‘different’, it’s not ‘groundbreaking’. it’s lazy and boring. the show had cool lighting- okay? what about the nonexistent set and costumes that are supposed to provide context for the time and place the story happens in (a pretty fucking important element to the narrative of sunset blvd)? yeah, sure, NS can belt the notes, but where is the desperation? where is the slight mania with which Norma Desmond operates?

musical theatre is not just about sounding perfect all the time- it is about acting a song first and foremost, any musical theatre acting class will tell you that. yeah- it should sound good, but it should also be acted. there has been this increasing trend lately in musical theatre where these white gay (mostly) men are prioritizing vocal perfection over the actual character and performance, and it pisses me off (as a white theatre gay). when i’m going to see a show, i’m not going to see a concert where the vocals are perfectly processed and polished (ofc unless that’s what the show calls for in a character), i’m going to see the actress ACTING.

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just exported ch4s sprites! and its very important to me that this one is called spr_susie_breakfast_polite

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i do 5 minutes of work and then 20 minute scroll break like a reverse pomodoro method that makes all tasks longer

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Solar eclipse sale!

Strange and interesting plants, for two bucks or less!

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they need to invent smudge proof glasses cause i am so tired of it

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sorry for oversharing on tumblr.com do you still love me

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"the internet isn't a replacement for human connection" well you apparently have never met my mutuals

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I'm mr ultimate normal man