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me, when literally anything happens: maybe it’s a sign 

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being into disco is cool bc any disco song you like there’s guaranteed a 20 minute extended version of out there and you can pop a percocet lay on a fur rug and forget you’re alive while donna hits the ninth chorus refrain 

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me after one glass of wine: everything i say and do is iconic

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someone: omg listen to Kanye’s new al-

me:

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dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

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gay culture is helping clean up the dinner table after fam dinner with your mom & aunts while all your uncles sit around on their asses doing absolutely nothing 

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me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

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#2018 mood

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my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

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me: alright, i've got a few hours to myself. should i read, write, draw, play some video games...

executive dysfunction: you're going to scroll through tumblr until you have to go to sleep

executive dysfunction: you're not even going to like it.

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working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

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me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

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me usually: the consumerist society we live in is unsustainable 

me whenever i have slightly more money than usual: