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saying "und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute" instead of "they lived happily ever after" is so fucking funny to me. like, yeah. ofc they're still alive if they didn't die. doesn't mean it's a happy life though lmao

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Spatort puns but they get progressively get worse

Adam und Leo freuen sich - Spaßort

Leo und Adam wollen nicht mehr so viel Geld ausgeben - Spartort

Leo und Adam haben keinen Dienstwagen mehr - Radtort

Adam und Leo auf einer Dienstreise- Fahrtort

Leo zwingt Adam zum Joggen - Sportort

Stadionhörnchen und Hörk werden canon - Paartort

Adam und Leo brauchen einen Unterstellplatz für ihren Wagen - Carport

Leo und Adam vermieten ihre Wohnung - Landlort

Jemand fällt zu Tode in den Fluss - Saartort

Adam und Leo entziehen sich der Öffentlichkeit - Privatort

(creds für die Idee an @venusmyfavplanet )

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Tatort (TV 1970) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Leo Hölzer/Adam Schürk Characters: Leo Hölzer, Adam Schürk Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sie reden etwas, Love, POV Leo Hölzer, Tatort Saarbrücken Summary:

Leo liebt Adam. Manchmal ist er wütend auf ihn.

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the rise in sex negativity amongst young queer people in recent years coinciding with the overall rise in conservative and particularly evangelical christian ideology is genuinely terrifying. i understand that unpacking ideas you've been taught since childhood is hard work but in the current political climate it's absolutely vital that you do not regurgitate queerphobic talking points (which queer people have been fighting against for decades). people are going to die, and it is our responsibility to minimise the damage, because governments and corporations sure as hell aren't going to.

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Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Schloss Einstein (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Noah Temel/Colin Thewes Characters: Noah Temel, Colin Thewes, Freddy the Dog (Schloss Einstein), Joel Lucas, Julia Sponer, Ava Eilers, Eleonora “Elly” Hockenbrink, Verschiedene kleine Auftritte Additional Tags: Break Up, Post-Break Up, Hurt No Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Getting Back Together, Love, Drama lohnt sich immer wenn es gut ausgeht, POV Noah Temel, POV Colin Thewes Series: Part 2 of Augenpaare Summary:

Noah und Colin haben sich getrennt. Werden sie wieder zueinander finden? Wieder zwei neue Kapitel. ❤️

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There'll be a moment when you realise you're 27 when yesterday you were just 17; and you wouldn't be able to tell how a decade passed away and your life got divided into before and afters. The fury of youth will subdue and nothing will really change but everything will feel different when you look at old photographs and blurry videos taken on cheap mobile phones. Scents will remind you of childhood and certain friends you don't talk to anymore, hangouts will become reunions and mom's burnt pie will become the best food you ever had. And I know on some days you won't be able to show anything of those 10 years but I hope you remember to breathe, and let go of the knot in your chest. I hope you go out in the sun and live a little, because tomorrow is 37.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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Trans women will never be free until people stop having strong emotions about penises. Like we, as a society, have got to stop caring about dicks! Dicks have to stop symbolizing maleness, obviously, but they also have to stop symbolizing power, dominance, sexual agency and aggression, violence, and even sex itself. Like trans women can’t be free if the very conceptual presence of a penis represents an intrusion(!) of unwanted(!) sexuality(!) in public life. Like that’s why trans women are abhorrent to both male chauvinists and radical feminists, because both groups have extremely strong feelings about what a penis *represents*, and find the conceptual and actual presence of a woman with a penis to be simultaneously vile and nonsensical because they’ve loaded so much symbolic baggage onto both women and penises.

Anyway dicks are totally neutral body parts and seeing a dick, or a bulge in a swimsuit, or simply knowing that there’s a dick somewhere in the same bathroom as you isn’t harmful or violent

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

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Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Schloss Einstein (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Noah Temel/Colin Thewes Characters: Noah Temel, Colin Thewes, Freddy the Dog (Schloss Einstein), Joel Lucas, Julia Sponer, Ava Eilers, Eleonora “Elly” Hockenbrink, Verschiedene kleine Auftritte Additional Tags: Break Up, Post-Break Up, Hurt No Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Getting Back Together, Love, Drama lohnt sich immer wenn es gut ausgeht, POV Noah Temel, POV Colin Thewes Series: Part 2 of Augenpaare Summary:

Noah und Colin haben sich getrennt. Werden sie wieder zueinander finden?

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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do