thewanderingwitcher
thewanderingwitcher
Plants and Potions
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Hey there- I'm Sir Almir of Astora, Master Witcher of the School of the Wolf. I ply my trade in mid-Florida, and I'm an avid swordsman, alchemist and botanist. I usually post about cool weapons and edible or useful plants.
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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m i s e r u m
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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“I have one chip left over.” The Witcher
“kick its ass” ~ SnowyFeline
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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“Go on!”
A taunt, nothing more, as the Centurion pulls his gladius from your chest and backs away as you get back on your feet. 
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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“Weak!”
If the Centurion lands a charged jab (or manages to knock you down another way) he can perform special, high-damaging move where he pounces upon you and stabs his gladius into your chest. 
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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“(I am) incredible!”
This is what the Cent would scream as he lands a Jab, which can take stamina on a regular, quick one, or knock you flat on your ass on a charged one. 
I love the Centurion. He’s so full of himself. 
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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“(I am) unrestrained!”
The Centurion can follow up any attack chain with a charged heavy, which is unblockable and will pin the target, allowing for a free charged punch. 
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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“ACCEPT IT AND DIE!”
This is what the Shugoki shouts when he uses Demon’s Embrace, the move where he picks the enemy up over his shoulder and breaks their spine. The move will restore the Shugoki’s health after it is completed, and does more damage depending on how low the Shugoki’s own health is; in fact, if the Shugoki is in critical (flashing red) health, Demon’s Embrace is a guaranteed kill, as it will do 10,000 damage. 
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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One of the Raider’s level 3 Feats is a battle cry that buffs his and his ally’s damage, while also scaring away any opposing enemy soldiers in team modes such as Skirmish or Dominion. His howl is particularly satisfying to listen to!
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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“Perish!”
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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“You are going to die!”
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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“I WILL TEAR YOU TO PIECES!”
What the male Raider shouts during his unblockable Raider Fury. My favorite. 
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thewanderingwitcher · 8 years ago
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thewanderingwitcher · 9 years ago
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I think something fucked up, @snowyfeline
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thewanderingwitcher · 9 years ago
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Wish I had this a year ago. 
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The above are the sigils of several types of demons. A sigil is an inscribed or painted symbol considered to have magical power.
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thewanderingwitcher · 9 years ago
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Time to put the grinding stone to my silver.
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Abyzou (Jewish): This female demon was believed to be responsible for miscarriages, still-births, and infant mortality. Abyzou is believed to have been infertile, so these heinous acts were/are most likely out of jealousy. She is often depicted having snake- and/or fish-like attributes.
Agares (Christian): This male demon makes “those who run stand still”, a terrible thing to be a victim of during, say, a tornado. He is also said to be one of the demons that controls earthquakes. Agares also teaches many languages, focusing on the profanities and ethnic slurs. He is also believed to be the ruler of the eastern zone of Hell, and he is said to have 31 legions of demons at his command. He is also one of the–if not the–strangest looking demon on this list. He is often portrayed as a pale elderly man riding a crocodile, with a hawk either attached to or on his fist. No joke!
Aka Manah (Zoroastrian): His name means “manah made evil”; in this case, the word “manah” represents “the mind”. Many refer to him as the demon of “evil intention”, “evil mind”, “evil purpose”, or “evil thinking”. His job: To prevent people from fulfilling their moral duties (.i.e.: being a good parent, saving a life, etc.).
Ala (Slovic/Christian): Ale are some of the few demons on this list who does evil deeds, but can be persuaded to do good deeds, and can even help you! They particularly like creating bad weather (most notably, hail- and thunder-storms) over farms, orchards, and vineyards, in order to destroy crops. They also are said to like eating children. Ale are so hungry, that they are said to be able to “eat the sun and/or moon”, creating eclipses. They can pose a great threat to a persons’ mental and physical life; they can even possess you. 
Asag (Sumerian): Asag is one of many demons that causes sickness. “But what,”, you say, “separates him from other demons that cause sickness?”. Well, for one, he had sex with all the mountains in the world, and had a litter of “rock-demon” offspring that defends him in any battle. He is also believed to be so grotesquely, unbelievably ugly, that his very presence causes fish to be boiled alive in rivers and/or lakes within viewing-distance!
Belphegor (Christian): Belphegor is absolutely unbelievable. He got his start in Assyria, many, many years ago. He was first called Baal-Peor, and he was associated with orgies, and other types of lewdness. The Israelites worshiped him, in the form of a phallic (penis-shaped) idol. Later on, in Kabbalic mythology, he was a demon who made people paranoid of each other, and who would seduce them with money and overall wealth. Needless to say, it was hard to summon Baal-Peor, because he required the sacrifice of human excrement!
Jikininki (Japanese): Jikininki are the spirits of selfish, greedy, or ungodly people who have passed on. They are said to be cursed to eat the flesh of human corpses. It is also said that they take valuables from the corpses, in order to bribe local law-enforcement officials to leave them alone. Unlike most demons, they actually hate what they are, and are in a constant state of self-disgust and self-loathing. Some accounts state that they are so terrifying to look at, that seeing one would make you paralyzed with fear. Other accounts indicate that Jikininki can take the form of normal human beings, and can even lead seemingly normal lives by day. They are notable in that–unlike other gaki or rakshasa (“hungry ghosts”), and ghosts in general–they are an endangered species, if one can use such a term in this context.
Pontianak (Indonesian): The Pontianak are the spirits of ladies who died during child-birth, and became undead. Pontianak are said to scare people (mostly men), and then rip out their internal organs for feeding with their claws. In the case of men that the Pontianak knew when they were alive (who abused, or otherwise betrayed them), they are said to remove the man’s genitalia with their bare hands (Ouch!!). They are much like vampires; however, they do what they do more out of vengeance, rather then necessity or sustenance. It’s also hard to judge just how far away from you they are; usually, a loud cry means the Pontianak is far away, whereas a soft cry signifies that the Pontianak is nearby. It is also said that a faint floral fragrance is detected upon first seeing it, however, the fragrance changes to something rotten after a short period of time. Pontianak are believed to live in banana trees, a possible phallic-/fertility-reference.
Lady Midday (Slavic): “Lady Midday” is certainly a unique female demon. She is said to pose tough questions and make conversation with laborers working in the fields during the hottest part of the day in summertime. Any incorrect answer or unprompted subject change results in a beheading, either with a scythe, or a pair of shears. “Lady” is also the personification of heat-stroke, and can also give people insanity or heat-sickness, in lieu of decapitation. Her description varies between a 12 year old girl, an old woman, or a generally beautiful woman.
Lamashtu (Sumerian): Lamashtu is a heinous, terrifying, demoness. She is said to menace women throughout and after the end of their pregnancies. She is routinely said to kidnap infants while they’re breastfeeding; she would suck their blood, and chew on their bones. Add to that the fact that her other hobbies included: Infesting rivers and lakes, killing crops and other plants, sucking the blood of men, creating sleep-disturbances, spreading diseases and illnesses, and bringing nightmares. And, unlike most demons from Mesopotamian mythology, she didn’t answer to anyone; not any god, or man, or any part of any divine hierarchy. So evil was Lamashtu, that pregnant women and their loved ones would routinely summon the demon, Pazuzu, to protect them. 
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thewanderingwitcher · 9 years ago
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Fuck these guys on a personal level.
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Peter Nicolai Arbo “Asgardsreien / The wild Hunt of Odin”, 1872 
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