theweaselandthekilt
theweaselandthekilt
Hot Rod and The Brain
666 posts
"Before I kiss Piper, I'd rather kiss a Hospital Mop" - Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan
Last active 4 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
theweaselandthekilt · 1 month ago
Text
On the Piper-Rude Feud
Tumblr media Tumblr media
"He doesn't need to wear skin tight trunks or put on ridiculous kissing displays to turn me on. All he needs to do is glance at me and I melt like butter."
"Sure, he's a little crazy, but I'm crazy, too - crazy for Roddy."
Bless these ladies
Inside Wrestling - Feb 1990
9 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
Happy Mother’s Day! Here’s some eye candy🙃
22 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Core memory triggered
WCW Monday Night Nitro, July 13th 1998 1998 was a peak year, fight me.
51 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
A Friend Date
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 7888
Characters: Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, FemOC (Brooklyn)
Pairings: Kevin Nash/FemOC; Scott Hall/FemOC (implied)
Warnings: Smut, Cursing, Consensual Infidelity, semi-public sex
“For some reason, it's really important to Scott that we are friends and can get along,” Brooklyn had trouble saying the simplest of things to Kevin Nash without an attitude creeping into her tone.
“We can fake it in front of him. At least, I can,” Kevin crossed his arms, defiant to her olive branch. Just because Scott was smitten with her didn’t mean he had to be, for that reason alone he often resisted returning any kindness out of spite.
“You can barely look at me without sneering” she pointed at him, “See? You just did it,”
Kevin resisted rolling his eyes, which would only further her point. He wanted to wipe that smug smile from her face. That's probably the way she often felt when he was around. He couldn’t blame her but couldn’t be bothered to change his ways at this point.
“Fine. How the hell do we do a ‘friend date’?” He gave in though the words were full of disdain. Seeing Scott outside through the kitchen window reminded him quickly that would do anything for his long-time companion. Even if it was willinging subject himself to an evening with her.
“I dunno,” she shrugged, “I guess we go to dinner or movies or the beach or something.”
“I doubt we'd pick the same movie…” he said judgmentally, “no chick flicks,”
“Oh no of course not,” she said sarcastically, “because you're much too deep and introspective,”
“You know I was doing you a favor agreeing to this, but I'm thinking it's a bad idea now,” he opened a beer and started to walk towards the door to the patio. Even though she and Scott had met on the road, Kevin didn’t share the same camaraderie with her, he didn’t feel obligated to play an audience to her.
“God, I’m sorry,” she went after him grabbing his arm, “Please, for Scott if anything. Just dinner or whatever,”
“Fine, Tuesday, I'll pick you up around 7,” he agreed, sighing loudly.
“What should I wear?” She asked, wondering what shitty dive he'd drag her to.
“Something a little nice. Low cut, maybe they'll comp our meal and I'll get outta this pretty cheap,” Kevin surmised.
“There's that classy reputation I've heard so much about,” she rolled her eyes towards his back as she followed him out to the patio.
Kevin couldn't deny how happy she seemed to make Scott. The smile across his friend's face was genuine when she came out of the house and she went right to him, wrapping her arms around him as soon as she reached him. He couldn't remember the last time he'd been greeted like that. To say it made him bitter wouldn't be a lie, but more than anything, it made him envious.
She was too young for Scott, he reminded himself. 20 years his junior was too young to take anyone seriously. They were barely dating before Scott moved her into his house. Kevin had his reasons to be mistrustful.
--------------------------
“He agreed to it, by the way,” Brooklyn said as she got ready for bed, Scott emerging from the bathroom in a towel. She grinned at him with his black hair loose around his face and shoulders. Ever since she mentioned that she liked it down, he had been wearing it that way a lot more.
“Agreed to what?” He asked, confused at first, “Oh, going out together?”
Brooklyn could hear a subdued excitement in his voice. She knew Scott cared about her, but she knew how much Kevin meant to him, too. She never knew why Kevin never warmed up to her while they toured the pro-wrestling circuit together. She was nothing but nice to him then, but the closer she got to Scott, the more standoffish Kevin became. Sure, she could understand some jealousy, but these were full-grown, middle aged men; she expected more maturity out of them.
“Yes, we're going to dinner Tuesday,” she watched Scott like a hawk in his towel, any chance she had to see his body she took without apology. His physical presence made anything else on her mind seem to disappear.
He dropped the towel and grabbed a pair of boxer briefs, but chuckled when he saw the look of disappointment on Brooklyn’s face.
“What? You get to wear that little number to bed, but I gotta be naked?” He scoffed a little as she crawled up on the bed and kneeled at the edge of it.
Brooklyn looked down at the silky teddy he'd just bought for her.
“But it won't stay on long…” she reasoned, “I just wanted you to see it on me since it was a present.”
“Well aren't you just a good little girl,” he stalked toward her.
She found herself grateful that he'd put on those boxer briefs, they presented his bulge so well that it made her mouth water.
“How the hell is Kev supposed to keep his hands off of you when you look this good,” he licked his lips looking at her.
“Don't worry….Daddy…he won't see me like this,” she mewled at him.
Scott growled audibly at her, he still was extremely aroused by the new name she used for him. He was already half-mast, but he felt the surge of rigidity. Grabbing a handful of satin, he pulled her to him.
“God for a good girl you're so naughty…”
--------------------------------------
Tuesday
“What about this?” Brooklyn checked her angles in the mirror as she tried on yet another outfit. Scott watched amused, comfy in sweats and a t-shirt.
“It's cute, I've always liked that dress on you…” he thought about how often he had trouble keeping his hands to himself if she was in any kind of skirt. He knew Kevin well enough to know he had the same problem, “What about that red one?”
“The red one?? Scott, that's like skin tight and all lace,” she looked at him incredulously, “It's basically lingerie.”
“He might find it harder to be mean to you if you look like a fucking sex goddess,” Scott reasoned.
“Well that would make sense if I was trying to fuck him,” Brooklyn rolled her eyes but disappeared back into the closet.
She paired it with a skintight white slip dress underneath the sheer red lace. She wound half her hair up and secured it with an onyx zanzi and dug out white heels. They would give her a couple inches, but Scott (and Kev) would still tower over her.
Scott whistled a low, long tone when she walked out of the closet. She spun for him before going to the mirror again. She could tug at the bottom hem all she wanted, it wasn't going down any further.
“Look at your ass in that,” Scott hummed a hungry vibration in his chest, “put a bow on that and call it a gift to mankind,”
“Stooop,” she blushed, but didn't really mean it. She looked at the low scooped neckline that packaged her breasts as well as her backside. She thought of what Kevin said about earning a free meal…this certainly could do the job with the right waiter.
“I wouldn't blame him for fucking you if you wear that,” Scott lounged further down in his chair, “hell any warm blooded man for that matter,”
“He wishes,” she mumbled, “I can't handle the man I've got, I don't need anyone else,” She smirked back at him, “Plus, remember what I wore in the ring? He didn’t want to fuck me then, he’s not going to now,” she reasoned.
“It's not gonna bother me if you do,” he said honestly. He knew what made Kevin tick. He knew he'd understand what she was to him if Kevin could see her the way that Scott did. He'd understand if she acted the same way to Kevin for just one night.
“What are you trying to say?” She looked at him apprehensively, “You're not pimping me out to your buddies now are you...” She started to head back into the closet.
“Brook, wear that,” Scott stood walking towards her, “you've already got it on and you look so hot in it,” he made an obvious pass over her with his eyes.
“You didn't answer my question,” she said with a suspicious stare, backing out in their room.
“I'm not nor would I ever ‘pimp you out to my buddies’. If I was, Waltman would pay a pretty penny, “ he teased to her scrunched face, “just teasing…” he got amusement out of her reaction.
“So what's all this about screwing Nash?” She felt a nervousness in her gut that made her feel self conscious.
“Baby…I'm not saying you should. But I want you two to have fun and get to know each other. Have a couple drinks. Show him who you really are. Just be you. If you do that, I'm just saying I couldn't resist you, how can I expect him to?” Scott tried to reason, knowing he was doing a poor job. Her skeptical face confirmed this.
“What if it does? I don't want to hurt you …”she stopped there, already upset by the idea of causing him any pain.
“This is different, trust me,” he slipped his arms around her sides, “I just want you to let loose and have fun. He'll see what I see then.”
Brooklyn still wasn't convinced, but she nodded to placate Scott. The doorbell caught both of their attention. Scott left to answer it as she finished her earrings and lightly added subtle eyeliner. She didn't know what compelled her to change her simple panties, but she slipped on a cheeky satin pair instead.
She carefully went downstairs, getting used to the heels. At the bottom waited Scott and Kevin. It was quick, but she could have sworn she saw Kevin gulp. But he was definitely looking, and looking at everything. Scott pretended like he didn't notice.
“There she is,” Scott smiled up at her, proudly beaming over her attractiveness.
“Evening,” Kevin said, clearing his throat. He stared her down as she stopped on the last step to keep her height closer to his.
“Good evening,” she answered politely. Scott had to stifle laughing at the contention between the two of them, “Are you ready? We should probably get going,” she was not up for small talk.
She kissed Scott on the cheek goodbye, Kevin walking out the door first and going to the driver's side door.
“Geez Kev, your mom raised you better than that,” Scott shook his head as he crossed his arms leaning against the door frame. He could see Brooklyn was already irritated, but she hid it well.
“She's capable of getting her own door,” Kevin excused his lack of chivalry, “See?” He said as she opened her own door. She gave one last look of annoyance toward Scott, before rolling her eyes and getting in.
Kevin tried to focus on driving, glad he brought his 5-speed Lexus. Shifting gears kept him somewhat distracted from the amount of bare leg in his passenger seat.
“Nice dress,” he said, still not looking directly at her.
“Thanks,” she tried to adjust the hem in vain once again, “just something I had in the back of my closet,” she looked over at his wardrobe selection now.
He wore khaki shorts and a crisp, but plain white t-shirt, not an unusual male outfit for the sweltering humidity of Florida. His hair was done perfectly and his goatee looked freshly trimmed. His cologne smelled incredible, one of those scents that one would find themselves leaning in to catch more of.
“You look nice, too,” she returned the compliment honestly, “I feel like I should be getting hair tips from you,” she complimented him as she remembered Scott's wish that she be herself.
“Yours has always been nice, I should be asking you,” for someone who always knew what to say, he was certainly having trouble finding words to fill the silence.
She started to reach for the radio, but remembered her manners even if Kevin forgot his, “Do you mind?” She motioned towards the knobs.
He shrugged, accelerating and shifting as they merged into the highway, “Feel free,”
She fiddled with the stations until a familiar tune floated through the speakers. She had no idea what kind of music he was into, but figured I'd he was too opposed to it, he'd say something.
As T-Boz started her quick, husky lyrics, Brooklyn felt more relaxed, her leg keeping a slow time with the beat. Kevin side-eyed her movements, noticing the subtle movement of her hips. He looked away quickly when she caught him.
For some reason, catching him relaxed her. He was just a male, not some impenetrable force of nature.
“This is tight,” he complimented her, always a sucker for R&B, “Who is this?”
“TLC…how do you not know TLC??,” if anything they had similar tastes in music, “You into this kinda stuff?”
“Hell, I'm from Detroit. Motown. Birthplace of this music,” he spoke reactively, being himself though he was trying not to, “I’ve heard of ‘em, thought they were more of a pop girl group though,”
“We have to get you Crazy, Sexy, Cool. It's a great album,” She started to feel a bit more comfortable now, “I've only been to Detroit when we were on tour. Never got to spend much time there.” She was feeling good about making conversation.
“It's home, but it's cold for way too long,” Kevin didn't elaborate, essentially shutting down the exchange.
Brooklyn tried again a few moments later.
“So where are we going?” She looked out the window, trying to figure out where they might be headed.
“It's a Jamaican place up here on the lakefront.” He vaguely gestured to the south, “Good, ethnic seafood and shit”
Brooklyn was expecting a parking lot with a food truck at this point. But the swanky restaurant outdid her menial expectations of him. Clearly it was elevated island food. At least the valet opened the door and held his hand for her. She almost jumped when she felt Kevin's large hand on the small of her back as he led her in.
“Jumpy much?” He snickered, before speaking with the hostess.
“Not used to you touching me without it being in the form of a powerbomb or chokeslam,” She reasoned, “Usually expect something violent,” She smirked knowing the hostess probably would take her words out of context. Kevin furrowed his brow angrily, knowing how she was making him look. Her smirk only confirmed it was on purpose.
The hostess only blushed as she handed off their menus to an assistant server, not making eye contact with Kevin again.
“I’ll be lucky to get out of here without getting arrested,” His teeth were gritted slightly and she could feel the heat of his glare on her, but it did little to reduce her smugness.
She sat in the chair that was pulled out for her, glad it wasn’t Kevin as she’d likely have ended up on the floor. She glanced at the wine list the maitre'd held.
“The 1972 Malbec, please,” She was met with an approving head nod from the maitre’d before he turned to Kevin, who looked at her almost disapprovingly. It was no Cristal, but it was far from their cheapest.
“Just bring a bottle of it,” He caved, at least this way it would be cheaper per glass.
“A whole bottle, what exactly are your plans?” She said as they were left alone for the moment.
“If you think I’m going to go through this whole night sober, you’re wrong. Gonna at least need a couple of glasses to tolerate you.” He sipped on his glass of water.
“Wow, just keep layering on the charm,” She put her hands on the table as if she were going to push away and stand. Kevin reached his foot out, catching the lip on the bottom of her seat and pulled it forward roughly so she was pinned to the table.
“We agreed to this, don’t get all pissy about it and think you’re going to bail. You’re stuck with me tonight, kid,” He reminded her. He lowered his leg slowly, feeling her knees trying to close.
“Rule #1 then, don’t call me kid,” She lowered her voice, but maintained a serious tone, “I’m not a kid, your buddy Scott knows that real well,” She smiled as the sommelier poured their glasses expertly. Kevin couldn’t help but glance at her cleavage as her arms inadvertently pressed them together even more. Scott had always been a fan of tits and he could definitely see the appeal there. Her ring outfits had never been conservative, but something about being in dressy, but regular clothes and not a costume made him view her differently.
“Fine, you’re not a kid, Brooklyn,” He said her name and it felt oddly personal to say to her. She seemed to react to it similarly. He grabbed for his glass, but stopped short of drinking when she cleared her throat.
“Shouldn’t we toast to something?” She reached for her glass now, holding it up from the table slightly, “isn’t it bad luck not to toast?”
“Fine,” he held his glass out, “To an…unusual woman… who makes my friend very happy and for that I am grateful for her,” He offered, noting the subdued surprise on her face. The corner of his mouth couldn’t resist a smirk.
“To a man that the love of my life considers family, that I hope to one day as well,” She hated saying such vulnerable things, but it was the truth. The glasses clinked and they each sipped, their eyes darting away from the other. They both knew that such statements would make things awkward and they had been right.
The wine warmed her tongue, throat and belly, and seemed to simmer her discomfort with her company.
“So…do you hate me because I take up too much of Scott’s time?” She asked blatantly.
Kevin sputtered in his wine a little, managing to keep it in the glass.
“Jesus, no,” He started, before bending to her unconvinced gaze, “Maybe partly. It's been him and me for a long time. I have my family, but Scott’s never been the -” He knew he was going to sound harsh and selfish, “ he’s never been the stable one. I was the guy he could count on to be there.”
“And if I’m the real deal, then you have to figure out the role of just being a regular friend?” She surmised. It was true, but he still didn’t like it.
“Honey, you haven’t seen everything yet. There might be nights you’re calling me for backup.” He knew Scott was in a different mindset now and the truth was, he had no idea if he’d fall back on those old habits if he was in a state of domestic bliss.
“And if I did?” She tried to ignore the spite in his voice, “If I called you for help, would you show up?”
Kevin took a long drink of his wine, “I would. But for him more than for you.”
Brooklyn exhaled in frustration. Just when they seemed to be heading towards some small but significant breakthrough, he had to return to disparagement.
Brooklyn excused herself to the bathroom and silently screamed into the echo-y void out of irritation. She could understand feeling threatened by a woman. This was nothing new in the realm of men’s relationships. But Kevin was being purposefully obtuse. At the moment she wanted nothing more than to kick him in the balls if only to see something else on his face other than contempt.
She leaned on the counter staring at herself in the mirror. She thought of Scott’s roundabout ‘approval’ that tonight was a ‘free pass’. He might have looked at her tits once or twice, but she couldn’t imagine Kevin was thinking of anything close to fucking her. She thought it far more likely that he might throw her in the lake to the gators.
“Be nice. It irritates him more when he doesn’t get to you,” She said aloud to herself. She adjusted her dress in the mirror, smoothing out the lace and pushing up the bust.
“You the one here with that super tall stud?” A lady walked into the bathroom as she was adjusting.
“Yeah, that’s my date,” She tried not to spit out the word.
“Girl, I ain’t ever seen someone stare at an ass like he was you. I mean, congratulations on it,” She complimented, “But you definitely got the upperhand on that man,”
Brooklyn grinned at herself, the girl code was a marvelous thing.
In her absence, Kevin had ordered for her and though she was miffed at first, when he revealed what he’d ordered, she settled her ruffled feathers. It was not a cheap dish and shrimp happened to be one of her favorite foods.
“I didn’t forget that time you out ate Norton in boiled shrimp,” he recalled, “If anything I have to respect you for that,”
She tried to let her irritation roll off her back, remembering what was said in the restroom. Perhaps he was lashing out because he was attracted to her and felt guilty about it. Lashing out would be a natural response. The idea seemed to make a lot of his behavior fall into place. Maybe Scott knew it, too and was trying to lead her to the same conclusion. She held her tongue for now, still managing polite conversation.
She played the part of a gracious date as he paid a surprisingly half-comped bill. He knew her kindness and subversive flirting was likely the cause. She seemed to easily enchant any man that came near her if she felt like it. Why she chose to be such a bitch to him was a mystery.
“Maybe because that’s a valid response to you being a dick to her first?” his subconscious suggested, but he brushed it off.
Once again, the valet opened her door, though for a moment Kevin seemed to head in the direction of doing so, but side-stepped when he was beaten.
“Where to now? Or have I worn you out for the evening?” She questioned, holding the door handle tightly as he got up to speed quickly. The sudden movement was exhilarating if not a little alarming.
He had to side glance at the way her thighs flexed when she braced herself.
“Don’t let her get you all worked up now,” His logic spoke up.
“Country Club down the shore a little ways, they have a private club. Quiet, private kind of place.” He shifted into the next gear, grinding it a little.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The club was dimly lit and had nicer furniture than she’d seen before. She was sure the leather sofas were worth more than her car. There were several alcoves around the edge of the space, partially obscured by heavy, dark red drapes that were secured to one side. They were led to one after Kevin spoke with a well dressed host.
Other patrons were in various levels of formal attire, if anything Kevin looked underdressed, but she assumed money bought leeway with some things. The alcove was raised from the main floor and she was surprised that it was Kevin’s hand that was held out to help her step up.
“Those heels look dangerous,” He reasoned, motioning for her to pick her seat. Two cushy black brushed suede chairs were nestled in one corner flanked by a matching loveseat. A rich, wood low level table separated them from the edge of the alcove.
“They aren’t not dangerous, thank you,” She agreed with him.
She sat, crossing her ankles to keep her legs together. Sometimes she had to purposefully remember etiquette after spending so much time on the road with wrestlers. She saw Kevin mumble something quietly to the host while handing over a small stack of folded bills.
Moments later a tray with expensive champagne and strawberries was brought. She raised her eyebrows at the gesture, though confused by his mixed signals. He poured her a glass after dropping in a strawberry.
As he settled back in his chair with his own glass, Brooklyn couldn’t stop the urge to break his composure.
"I think I know why you actually hate me" She sipped the bubbly sweet liquid.
"Can't wait to hear this" He was surprised by her sudden and direct statement, thinking they'd already covered this at the restaurant.
"Because you're jealous." She tried to subdue her wicked, knowing grin. She was amused by the sour turn of his face.
"Me. Jealous. Of you. " He scoffed at the ridiculous assumption as if it weren’t true.
"Not really of me... but...of Scott kinda" She shrugged, leaning her chin on her hand as her elbow rested on the arm of the chair, ‘It’s understandable though,”
"What the fuck are you talking about? Scott’s like a brother, but we all know I have more going on than him" Kevin replied with a contrived superiority.
"Which is why it ticks you off so much! " She didn’t falter to his cocky manner, still confident in her assessment.
"Why what ticks me off?? Fuck off with your riddles, jesus christ" He cursed, feeling the weight of her judgement.
"That from the first moment you saw me,” she made a point to make eye contact, “you wanted to fuck me so bad that you could taste it. And Scott beat you to it." She returned her own cocky attitude, taking a longer drink without taking her eyes off of him.
"Is that so..." He leaned forward, his arms on his knees, scoffing again.
"And the worst part for you is, the first time you saw me tonight you thought the same thing. And now you're mad because you're dick is hard as a rock and there's nothing....you...can do....about it"
Kevin’s ears were ringing with her words and was livid about how true they were. He knew his anger was surfacing as his breathing labored under the building wrath.
"You're about to find out what I'm gonna do about it. And Scott's not here to save you” He warned her.
“What exactly is it you plan to do about it, Mr. Nash?” She took a strawberry from the table and bit into it slowly, letting her lips linger on the juicy red fruit.
He set his glass down, with an aggressive clink that was probably not far from shattering it. Eyes on her, he lifted his hand and motioned with a finger. At that moment, the drape slowly lowered, completely obscuring them from the rest of the room. The only dim light came from two sconces glowing faintly on the wall.
Though she had expected turnabout, she couldn’t help but wonder if he could see her chest rising more quickly as the silence between them thickened.
Slow rhythmic music softly sailed from hidden speakers. She didn’t dare break the stare first.
Kevin downed the rest of his champagne in one large gulp and stood. He was such an imposing man, more so when she was sitting looking up at his towering frame.
He held his hand down to her. She looked at it and back up to his face.
“Get up,” he said, motioning for her hand with his fingers, “You owe me a dance.”
Still with her eyes on him, she set her glass down and reached to slip her hand in his. She stood, one hand sliding to his bicep, the other he held in his hand. She came up to his chest, just slightly lower than Scott. She maintained the slightest gap between them as his other hand slid around her torso.
“How do I owe you a dance?” She asked with a much more submissive tone than before. His cologne was still like a welcome incense.
“For dinner,” He reasoned, looking down at her, “and for busting my balls the last three hours,” he said but did not laugh, his face increasingly serious.
“You know I don't like that,” she still felt the tension from his mood, but struggled against smirking as he raised an eyebrow, “Well…maybe I do…but I don't like that I like it,”
“I don't like how you make me feel,” Kevin said, his firm tone contradicting how gently he was holding her, she looked at him confused, “You make me so damn aroused every damn time I see you. I want you so bad most times I have to beat it twice in your bathroom just to maintain. And then I feel like shit because you're my best friend's woman and what kind of friend does that make me,” his teeth were nearly gritted and she somehow felt safe and in danger in the same moment.
“I didn't know you felt like that,” she admitted, having only picked up on the seething hatred. She had noticed Kevin made frequent bathroom trips but never assumed anything out of the ordinary. She felt a tingle between her legs thinking about him self-pleasuring out of desperation.
“I shouldn't. I should be able to just be friends with you. At least cordial so that when I come to my buddy's house I can watch the game without thinking about you the whole time or insulting each other constantly.” he breathed like the admission was a weight off his chest but a stone in his gut, “Scott has never treated me or any girl I've been with like this, “ he winced referring to his wife as part of ‘any girls’.
Kevin pushed her away and turned his back taking a few steps while running a hand over his face then through his hair. Telling her this wasn't reducing his culpability and if anything it was making it worse having to look at her in such a sexy little dress.
“This was a mistake….I need to take you home.” He stood with his back to her still, his hands on his hips now as he cursed his stupid mind.
He shuddered when he felt her hands lay flat against his back. They rose slowly, curving over the round of his shoulder.
“Brooklyn…. You shouldn't touch me,” he closed his eyes and shook his head.
“Sit down,” she said so softly and gently that he nearly groaned, her hands pressuring his shoulders slightly.
“Brooklyn,” he protested weakly.
“Sit, Kevin….please,” she stepped closer to him, her breasts grazing his back.
He conceded and sat on the love seat, silently watching as she stood between his splayed legs.
“Close your eyes,” she said, leaning forward, her fingers grazing down over his eyes, “Close ‘em,”
He did so, his other senses acutely aware as she straddled his lap. With the slow music, she moved her hips in time with it, her hands crept over his chest and torso. His head fell back against the frame of the couch as he focused on feeling her against him. He'd had lap dances before, but nothing this sensual, nothing that made his breath shudder from his lips like this. He tried to hold still, but his own hips rolled in time with her. His hands gripped into the couch, nearly puncturing the fabric.
Brooklyn kept the pressure of her hands soft, grazing over his neck, face, and threading through his hair. She could tell she was working him up, but she wasn't doing herself any favors either. She was impressed that he hadn't touched her, but the way his hand gripped the arm of the loveseat, she knew he wanted to.
“If you want to touch me,” She whispered, “You just have to ask,”
His fingers twitched and she knew he was fighting his own inner turmoil. She felt the hem of her dress riding higher and higher as her thighs spread wide across his lap. She separated the lace from the white slip and shimmied it over her head. It was just as tight, but the fabric alone showed the obvious hardened tip of each nipple as it hugged her breasts tightly.
She pulled his shirt from where it was tucked in, running her hands underneath it. She felt the radiating heat of his skin, drawing a strained sigh out of him.
“Brooklyn…. Can I touch you…please god dammit let me touch you,” he sounded regretful to ask, but she could see he was about to burst.
“Yes, Kevin…touch me,” She spoke softly to him. His large hands did not waste time, surprisingly going to her waist first, but it made sense as he pushed her down more firmly against his lap. She felt why immediately as the khaki cloth stretched over his stiff member. But they wandered swiftly. She couldn't help but moan as his hands gripped her scantily covered ass, squeezing and massaging it roughly.
She grinded against him slowly, wondering if he was going to remain submissive or at some point take control. She would see how far she could take it before he lost his composure.
She raised enough that one of her tits hovered above his face, she ran the cotton covered nipple over his slack lip, the weight of her breast grazing his chin.
He moaned, his eyes still closed as his head leaned forward, mouthing her breast. With his teeth, he pulled the fabric down enough to nibble on her bare nipple. His hand slid back to her hips, pushing her down hard against him as he dry humped her harshly. She held on to him for stability as his tongue swirled around the rosey peak and her sex gyrated against his.
“Fuck… Kevin,” she moaned, “fuck…stop, please god, stop!” she begged, losing the fight against cumming already. Kevin slowed for a second, before she grabbed his hair and changed her tune, “Fuck it…don't stop,” she encouraged him to keep going as she pressed her sex firmly against him, “Kev, I'm cumming!” She whispered in a high pitch as she felt her juices dampen her already slick panties.
Kevin opened his eyes just in time to see pleasure etched on her face as she gripped his arms tightly. He wrapped his arms around her and held her against him securely as she rode out the waves of her orgasm. She bit her lip as she looked down at him.
“I…I didn't mean to do that yet,” she mumbled. From the haze in Kevin’s listless gaze she would have thought he'd cum, too.
“Do you know how hot you look when you cum, fuck,” he said with a hungry look in his eye, “did you get wet?” He asked, licking his lips.
Brooklyn grinned mischievously, “I guess Scott didn't tell you about that part,” she slid down him a little, his parted lips beckoning her.
“I told him I didn't want to hear anything about you…it'd only make me want you more,” He admitted. He kissed her back insistently as her mouth pressed to his. The kiss was breathless and needy, his hands pulling the slip down her body so the entirety of it bunched at her waist.
She parted from his lips long enough to beg in a whisper, “Put your hand in my panties,”
“What??” He had her nearly naked in his lap, yet couldn't quite believe his ears.
“I want you to feel what you've done to me,” She sat back enough for him to slip his hand down the front. He first found her freshly smoothed skin, but quickly found the molten wetness coating her sex.
“Jesus christ…” he slid his fingers further, massaging her sensitive bud and making her squirm, “ Wanna cum for me again?” His own words rung in his ears now, almost unbelieving that he actually said them.
“Yes…make me cum, Kev…I'm so close,” She felt the tingles building before he even touched her, the direct contact sending her to the edge again quickly. His intense gaze wasn't helping to subdue it either.
Her hips rolled her sex against his wiggling fingers and she arched her back and let her head fall backwards as she came. His free hand massaged her firm tits as he felt her pussy coat his fingers with fresh wetness.
Her legs were shaking, but she managed to stand, pulling the slip down her legs and letting the panties fall with it. She started to step out of the heels, but Kevin stopped her.
“Leave ‘em on…it's hotter that way….” He looked up and down her naked body, jealous that Scott had full access to this all the time, but at the same time totally understanding her appeal. The slit of her pussy glistened with the wetness she elicited for him. His fingers were still sticky with it, but he wanted to taste it from the source, “Please let me lick that pretty little pussy,” he scooted forward, his hands holding her hips.
Brooklyn stepped her legs slightly more apart and put her hands atop his head, guiding him to her. His wide, strong tongue licked the length of her slit, flicking past her clit and suckling lightly on it as she whimpered.
“Kev…oh fuck…Kev….” Whimpering his name only made his tongue more spirited.
Not wanting to waste the slick on his fingers, he circled her entrance with them, before slipping them inside and shallowly fucking her cunt. Her knees wobbled, but she stayed on her feet as she felt a tickle surge into the sweltering heat of another orgasm.
He slowed his fingers, but didn't stop as she recovered, moving his head back just enough to have an amazing view of his fingers sinking into her pussy.
“Are you gonna let me see that cock I've heard so much about?” She cooed, running her fingernails through his hair. He looked up at her, still slowly working his fingers. He could see the pleasured reactions on her face still.
“What have you heard?” He slowly slid his fingers from her.
“Essentially that you're basically going to rip me in two,” She chewed her lip, “but I'd like to see for myself.”
“We…we can't undo it…if we do this…” he seemed still slightly apprehensive
“You've made me cum three times and had your mouth full of my pussy…I think we've already passed too far…why stop there when I know you're dying to fuck me?” She tilted his head up to look at her, she could see the inner turmoil in his eyes, “Right now it's just you and me,” he leaned his forehead against her stomach, “And I really want to feel you inside of me,”
He clenched his jaw as he stood, kissing up her body as he went. He slipped off his shirt, loosened his belt and dropped his shorts to the floor. She couldn’t help but look at his muscular frame and proud chest. She gulped at the heavy hanging shaft between his legs, far too large to ever stand on its own.
“There's a lot to get inside of you…” he warned the obvious now. He led her to the back of the love seat, perching her ass on the top of the back of it, putting her at the perfect height for him to penetrate easily.
Her breath quickened as he used her juices to slicken his shaft, directing it into her slowly.
“Holy FUCK…” she hissed, trying to keep her voice low, but found it nearly impossible as he continued to fill her. She pressed her palm against his torso and he paused, another third left to go.
“Ever had one this big, baby?” He puffed his chest a little, knowing it was unlikely.
She shook her head, her breathing shaky as he withdrew and slid back in slowly. Her eyes rolled back as he thrusted gently and slowly.
“Never that big…” She murmured, balancing precariously on the edge, her legs spread wide around him.
“Fuck…this pussy feels so damn good….” his legs trembled with restraint as he quickened his thrusts, hoping to sneak another inch or two inside of her.
“Kev…it's…it's too…” She bit her lip to keep herself from talking, flirting with the edge of her pleasure threshold.
“Am I too big for you, baby?” He hummed at her, seeing in her face that she wanted it all even if she couldn't handle it. He held her hips, harshening his thrusts now, letting out the frustration that had been building all night.
He knew other people could hear her whimpered moans, but his generous tip bought him more privileges than them.
“Yes…” she gasped, “but, don't stop,” she begged, breathless.
He still had a couple of inches to force into her, but he waited, thrusting rapidly now into her once again, freshly soaked pussy.
“Cum on my cock like a good little girl, that's it, squirt all over me you dirty little whore,” when she did exactly as told, he knew dirty talk was her trigger. As her orgasm subsided, he slipped out of her completely, much to the protest in her expression. He stroked his slick cock quickly.
“Bend over like a good little slut,” He commanded, aroused by the visual of her bent over the couch in her white heels and nothing else. He stepped behind her and slipped in his entire length, trapping her between him and the couch she had nowhere to escape.
Brooklyn covered her mouth, but her pussy ached in the best way. Kevin's hands held her shoulders as he rocked her with powerful, deliberate thrusts. He felt all his frustrations melting away as she begged for him to fuck her harder.
He lifted one of her legs over the back of the couch, drilling her deeper still and feeling her shake with an earth-shattering orgasm that made her pussy grip his dick tightly. She groaned primally as he knew he was fucking her to the edge of consciousness.
Brooklyn could hardly manage his invasion into her body. His cock slid deeper and deeper inside of her inching past what she thought she could handle. His large gripping hands held her captive though she didn’t want to escape this welcome torture.
“I wanna feel you cum,” She begged, not caring who, if anyone, heard her on the other side of the curtain, “please cum in me, Kev…”
He groaned at the request, his logic knowing better, but it was drowned out by the drive of his sexual prowess.
“You want my cum? You want it in that slutty cunt? I'll give it to you baby,” he pressed his hand in the small of her back, burying his large cock to the hilt and forcing his cum deeper within her womb than anyone had ever before.
“Kev!” She moaned his name loudly as his cock penetrated her deeply and spilled stream after stream of his stored seed, filling her tunnel until it seeped out and dripped on his balls.
She tried to catch her breath, her body at it's limit as her muscles trembled. She nearly came at the movement of Kevin slowly withdrawing, managing an airy laugh as she slowly lowered her nearly cramping leg. She turned, leaning against the couch, still out of breath as she looked up at Kevin who was in a similar state.
“I don't really think those things about you-” he started, but Brooklyn stopped him.
“I know…I know…it was just talk,” She offered an understanding smile. She laughed again as her leg momentarily spasmed, “I might need.. something…” She looked around, knowing he'd left a hefty deposit behind.
He reached for a stack of folded cloth napkins and flicked on open, parting her legs a little. She reached for the napkin, but he held it firmly. She gasped a little as he ran it slowly up her now delicately sensitive slit.
“You don't have to…” She gasped again as he passed back over.
“It's the least I could do…it is my mess after all…” He seemed to have found his generous side. If this is what she had to do to earn his kindness, she wished they'd done this much earlier.
Her panties were nearly soaked and she laid them to the side as she slipped on the white under dress and shimmied the lace over it. There was something oddly intimate about watching her redress.
“So much for these…” She murmured at the cold, damp satin, looking around hopefully for a trashcan.
“Do you mind,” Kevin stepped up only in his shorts as he buckled his belt, “if I have them?” His eyes were trained on the ball of green fabric.
Brooklyn couldn’t believe the surge of confidence and arousal she felt at the idea of Kevin coveting her panties secretly. She was glad she had changed into a cute, sexier pair… At least for his sake.
“I don't mind at all,” She handed them over to his open and waiting palm.
He poured them each another glass of champagne and she downed it quickly, her thirst demanding hydration. He made a mental note to stop and get her water or something.
She was embarrassed as she thought of walking out in front of all the people in the club, knowing they had probably heard everything.
“Trust me, I took care of it…” Kevin tried to calm her as he slipped his shirt back on and fixed his hair.
It was the first time he'd said ‘trust me’ and meant it without sarcasm. Maybe Scott knew what he was talking about all along. She took Kevin’s outstretched hand and crept from behind the curtain, using his frame as a shield. But the room was empty, save for a few workers who didn't even look their way.
The ride back was quiet, but comfortable as they listened to the Keith Sweat album he selected. When he didn't have to shift, he rested his large hand on her thigh and she didn't seem to mind. She smirked at the glovebox occasionally, knowing the green satin that was concealed inside.
It was late by the time he pulled up in Scott's driveway, welllllll after midnight. But the porch light was on and through the glass surround of the door, she could see the glow of the den TV. Scott was still awake.
She started to get out, but Kevin locked the doors, walking around to her side. She rolled her eyes, but did so smiling this time as he opened her door.
On the porch she turned to tell him goodnight, but he grabbed the back of her neck and pulled her into a deep, intense kiss. She held onto his shoulders for balance, left unstable at first when he parted.
“I had a great time…I'm glad we did this. “ He ran his thumb across her bottom lip, “Scott's lucky he found you,”
“I'm the lucky one, Kevin. He makes me really happy,” She looked towards the door smiling, “I'd do anything for him,”
“Believe me…I know you would,” Kevin chuckled, nodding towards the door, “Get inside before I get any other ideas,”
Brooklyn leaned up and kissed his cheek, “G'night Kev,” She said softly before going inside.
Kevin felt a sense of relief and clarity as he drove away. He'd been skeptical of the whole idea, but he had to admit, Scott might have known exactly what he was talking about.
21 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 3 months ago
Text
That blood will get him going 🥵🥵🥵
Not me diving headfirst into a vampire au rabbit hole thanks to a spicy novel (or 3) that I binged.
Maybe I'm already writing a wrestler vampire fic.....
Tumblr media
But who do you think would be the most likely blood sucking culprit in wrestling? (Past or Present)
Though my fic doesn't feature him, I think Jon Moxley would be a shoe in
Tumblr media
9 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 3 months ago
Text
Didn't throw him high or far enough 😡😡😡
Tumblr media
88 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 3 months ago
Text
Happy Birthday, Daddy 🫂🫂🫂💜💜💜
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Happy 67th Birthday to Curt Hennig!!
16 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 3 months ago
Text
FULL EVENT: WrestleMania III – Hogan vs. Andre, Savage vs. Steamboat and...
WOW!!
2 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Just some various Memphis Jimmy pictures found while hunting around. 🥰
6 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 4 months ago
Text
Since my husband is starting to post the wedding photos publicly ... I can finally share these 💖
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Husband had many nice things to say on his post, and I absolutely second them. He's such a sweetheart and he made sure that everything went smoothly. 💖 And he's SOOOOO happy here 😭💖
I also forgive Jimmy for ribbing me AT MY OWN WEDDING. nakfjskdjs UgH
8 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 4 months ago
Text
Not many people can say they danced with their blorbo, and I will be forever grateful that Jimmy was down for this 🥰
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Theres more Photos and videos but not trying to bombard with my personal stuff haha. But figured I should show a few~
We danced to Roppongi 💖💖💖
13 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 4 months ago
Text
HOORAY 🎉🎉🎉 Can't wait 😀👍🏻
Made a new music video that I'll post tomorrow since it's... Dead ass o clock rn
But I'm very happy how it turned out and very excited to share afbdjnsnfn
5 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 4 months ago
Text
TAG TEAM
youtube
AAAHHHH RODDY!!! One I haven't seen yet!!!
14 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 4 months ago
Text
Sharing the 💜💜💜
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
My husband making the classiest of Valentine's 💖
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!! 😘
18 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 5 months ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Amazing.
58 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Really wanted to share the recent commission I got of vampire!Jimmy!!! Art by beachdracula 💖 her style is SO fun gaaaahhhh!!!
Also will probably do a dump of commissions post soon because I've been so behind on that lol
8 notes · View notes
theweaselandthekilt · 5 months ago
Text
He's everywhere....MUUHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
I opened my ~new sketchbook~ to draw and uh
It looks like someone has already claimed the first page 🤣
Tumblr media
Look at this dumb dork drawn by my loveable dork of a husband shdkbfjsndnsj
I already have Jimmy stickers on the outside, so this sketchbook really is gonna be mostly jimblys... To no one's surprise LOL
11 notes · View notes