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“the hard way” by The Front Bottoms is so Bucky Barnes it hurts 🥀🥀

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Some spideytorch inspired by this lovely fic!! :’’D

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Another spideytorch sketch,,,,

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so i've been re-watching mcu movies and i'm in HELL-

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The animated to live action Lilo and Stitch pipeline and the Captain America: The First Avenger to Avengers: Endgame Stucky pipeline have too much in common.

No, I’m not autistic.

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Steve Rogers is a Slytherin. You cannot change my mind.

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Bucky and Clint are one of the funniest duos in the comics

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Bucky with his Dyson airwrap every morning at 5am before his missions :-)

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Johnny: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Peter speed-run the five stages of grief as he realizes that he still wants to fuck me.

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was your customer a redhead or perhaps a metal arm haver

A customer came into work today and paid with one of these bad boys

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Johnny and Peter switch bodies and both immediately realise that the other one was hiding so much

Johnny tries some of the flips that Peyer does and immediately dislocates his hip and knee because Peter has hEDS and has figured out a way to do it without dislocations and subluxations.

Peter sits in the snow, wearing nothing but a tank top, board shorts, and flip flops and has to cope with the fact that he is still somehow boiling hot.

Johnny accidentally breaks his favourite mug by putting it down.

Peter accidentally set his favourite shirt on fire.

Johnny tries to eat yoghurt for breakfast and immediately realises why Peter never eats it.

Peter learns what it's like to not be autistic for the first time ever but learns what it's like having unmedicated ADHD.

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Happy Pride to team Iron-Man folks. I know how much you love to ride his dick!

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I wonder if the same dudes talking about some “me and bro when we get drafted in WW3…” know how common it was for men to hook up with their fellow soldiers due to desperation and loneliness.

Like watch out, gang. Your bro might blow up more than just the enemy.

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DISNEY STOP MAKING CHARACTERS LEAVE WHEN IT MAKES NO SENSE NARRATIVELY!!

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the space where you used to be.