thewindblowsforth

[thewindblowsforth]

whats up guys today we're going to be interviewing cookies who don't see a purpose in their life if it doesn't involve protecting their creators *points microphone at you* anyway wind archer cookie how is life??

/hj

“Are you insulting me right now?”

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"I adopted another kid (totally not to replace the one I lost)"

[ @flame-guardian ]

“another one? Who is it this time?”

[thewindblowsforth]

" SO SHINY SO STRONG "

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

[thewindblowsforth]

WAITWAITWAITWAIT

IF YOU AND FIRE SPIRIT ARE MARRIED

WHO PROPOSED!!!

“Who else? We both proposed at the same time on accident.”

[thewindblowsforth]

*Gets stuck in a tree*

Hihi!~ Remember me, and no I will not take back the baby dough.

Anyway where the hell is your husband I must make do the same thing to him

@flame-guardian

“He’s somewhere nearby.”

[He looks around]

[thewindblowsforth]

So. Hows the married life?

“It’s pretty good. Fire spirit is quite chaotic though.”

[thewindblowsforth]

heyyyy Archie >:3

“Don’t call me that.”

[thewindblowsforth]

The toddler stares up at Wind Archer, a distasteful look on its face. “Wuhh.. you look like yucky veggie…“

“Okay? Should I care what I child thinks of me?”

[thewindblowsforth]

“I lost track already…”

Your are my dad

" Fuck, I have another one??"

@thewindblowsforth

"Babe, how many kids do we have?? "

[thewindblowsforth]

“Oh how cute! Where did you get this fur ball?”

"I..has a...cat..! Fathers..!

*she then lifted up a soft fluffy ball of kitty cat*

@flame-guardian

@thewindblowsforth

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[He rubs her back soothingly]

“how about I get your some jellybeans? Would that make you stop eating people? And make you stop crying?”

Silent salt cookie appears.

“I heard you tried to eat my daughter…”

Silent salt cookie says, not sounding happy at all

"...oopsy..."

[thewindblowsforth]

“Again? Seriously Agar? I told you to stop trying to eat people..”

[He picks up Agar]

Silent salt cookie appears.

“I heard you tried to eat my daughter…”

Silent salt cookie says, not sounding happy at all

"...oopsy..."

[thewindblowsforth]

“FIRE SPIRIT GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!”

@flame-guardian

"...dad...father hit...me..."

( @flame-guardian )

“What?! He did what?!”

[thewindblowsforth]

"...dad...father hit...me..."

( @flame-guardian )

“What?! He did what?!”

[thewindblowsforth]

“…”

"Im so hungry...i could eat...the ultimate cookie...."

...

@thewindblowsforth

[thewindblowsforth]

[He smiles and pats her head]

how long has Agar Agar been grounded for?

"Two days. Don't listen to her dramatics."

[thewindblowsforth]

[He forms a new one out of wind.]

“pls don’t eat my bow, I’ll get you desert.”

how long has Agar Agar been grounded for?

"Two days. Don't listen to her dramatics."