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god yeah fr they were even leaving signs for him to come back born to be an absent father forced to be an assassin

can't believe that clown goes missing in Naked and Afraid

@.thewips was so fucking right that man loves getting milk like what-

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Minute "I can fix him." Tech and Prince "I can break him." Zam

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illness

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soo interesting zams new plan… continuing to be cruel and violent until everybody wants him banned, so he can push minute into doing it and get people to turn against him if he doesn’t ban zam… but what does zam get from this? for this to be in any way effective he needs to ramp up the cruelty to other players otherwise they’re just gonna keep on replying back “how is this minutes fault?”. they have to truly, genuinely want him gone, not just see him as a minor inconvenience. but zam said he doesn’t even like enacting this pointless cruelty, and besides, pointless cruelty was never the point of lifesteal - violence, yes, always violence, but against people who can fight back. it’s no fun if there’s no risk involved. but killing innocent weak players is what zam has to do, has been doing, to force minutes hand - so what is his goal?

his reaction to minute bringing up his admiration for zam’s s3 self was disdain, disbelief, dismissal - he can’t believe that minute would admire him, hates him for bringing it up in the first place, and he hated when vitalasy talked about s4 too. he hates his past selves, maybe even envies their naivety, with his jaded heart so set on hurting people - on lashing out. and now he’s so focused on getting minute to ban him it seems like he’s lost sight of his original goal. he’s trying to get proof that people hate him as much as he hates himself and minute and jumper and pentar won’t budge. they won’t give it to him

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prince "everything i do revolves around you" zam & minute "you inspired me" tech

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ik its not gonna happen but im genuinely wondering what would happen if zam just gave up and permabanned himself right in front of the batman team

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minute telling zam he used to look up to him and then immediately trying to disengage from the situation. the way zam can't help but just laugh at it because god, how naive can minute be? if he watched it all happen and still can't understand why zam is this way?

minute breaking his streak of non-reactions, his self-imposed vow of silence, just to reveal that not only is he AWARE they used to be same, but that it's not coincidence. he CHOSE this. he chose to model himself after zam's past ideals. he watched the person he looked up to be corrupted by it, and still chose to take the same path.

mapicc, bacon, and zam were never going to break minutetech by getting someone minute respects to defect, because the person he respected the most is the same person he's fighting against.

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minute: maybe in another universe we were teammates😔

kings smp: quit telling people im dead

minute: sometimes I wonder how things would play out if we both agreed on something😔

i cant get over KOM tower stream of minute saying "maybe in another universe we were teammates and it was great, but this is lifesteal" and in todays stream minute saying "sometimes i wonder how things would play out if we both agreed on something"

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Did you ever expect Minute to pull out the “I looked up to you” line literally at all

NO

HOW DO I COMPETE WITH THAT AHHHHHHHHH I need to shower and come up with ideas to piss him off I HATE HIM

it's ok I will get him to ban me and in the end I will have the last laugh hahahahahahha i am so mad.

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Pretty kitty.... p p prebby kitty...

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jokerzam adopting minute's armor trims, coming up to him for another fun day of their little games and asking, "do you like it? i did this for you."

minutes not sure if he should reply at first, but this is weird. zam is weird.

"cmon, minutetech! notice anything different? you're smart, i'm sure you did."

silence, then a response.

"that's, uh, that's my armor."

"wow, you did it! you got it right, see? i knew you could. it's cause we're the same - or, we used to be."

minute laughs a little to himself in disbelief. the same? his continued silence speaks for him. just look around them. look at what zam's done. to spawn, to camelot, to himself.

zam wears a frown at that.

"i used to think i could bring peace to this server, that maybe things didn't always have to end in hurt and betrayal. for a while, i might have even liked to be the hero." he pauses. "i know better than that, now. everyone on this server ends up the same. how many of your friends are the ones contributing to lifesteal's cycle? clown, leo, jumper, pentar... they've all got a history of betrayal, don't they?"

in typical fashion, minute's stare is empty. he doesn't give any callous remarks, doesn't even bother trying to argue that zam's lying. zam can't fight the giggles that bloom in his throat.

"well, just some food for thought. let's keep going, yeah? we're going to have so much fun, fun, fun today!"

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SPEP?? LMAO

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mob reunion save me… mob reunion… save me mob reunion…

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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

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King of Hearts

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Part 1

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