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so THATS what she meant when she was giving me shit for limping my wrist at her. yeah sorry that’s hilarious i won’t lie

Sometimes Darvo gets so hyperfocused on something that I have to blue kuva the two of us so his body ends up getting some fucking sleep.

Granted, that means he’ll spend the night researching his hyperfixation on my Sanctuary computers while I sleep, but so long as his body is rested…

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CALL ME OUT WHY DONT YOU

Sometimes Darvo gets so hyperfocused on something that I have to blue kuva the two of us so his body ends up getting some fucking sleep.

Granted, that means he’ll spend the night researching his hyperfixation on my Sanctuary computers while I sleep, but so long as his body is rested…

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take me with you i can’t do it anymore

I’m gonna commune with Parvos Granum just to call him Daddy to his face just ya’ll wait

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niiiiiiiiiiiice

I keep squintig I dont know why

im so high help m

me

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full sized or the little snack ones?

I keep squintig I dont know why

im so high help m

me

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^ you rn

I keep squintig I dont know why

im so high help m

me

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you good?

Im baking like a little bun

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for once? yes. i WILL help you.

LMFAOOOOOOO GLAST IS GONNA HAVE TO DRAG ALAD ONTO THAT RAILJACK KICKING AND SCREAMING

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GET HIS ASS!!!

Oh! I almost forgot that Glast wanted me to make sure the programming on his Railjack volunteer system was working today.

So instead I’m going to take you guys with me and show it off!

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LMFAOOOOOOO GLAST IS GONNA HAVE TO DRAG ALAD ONTO THAT RAILJACK KICKING AND SCREAMING

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HAVE FUN!!!!! TELL THE TENNO I SAID HI!!! TRY NOT TO GET SHOT

Oh! I almost forgot that Glast wanted me to make sure the programming on his Railjack volunteer system was working today.

So instead I’m going to take you guys with me and show it off!

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OOOOOOOOOOHHHH YOU FUCKED UP!!!

Oh! I almost forgot that Glast wanted me to make sure the programming on his Railjack volunteer system was working today.

So instead I’m going to take you guys with me and show it off!

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wait hang on this rules actually

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is it really that simple???? my god.

i don’t have a SINGLE clue how parenting works because for the first 100 years of my life i literally never experienced any of it

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like??/ what do i even DO??????????? 

i don’t have a SINGLE clue how parenting works because for the first 100 years of my life i literally never experienced any of it

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i don’t have a SINGLE clue how parenting works because for the first 100 years of my life i literally never experienced any of it

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THEYRE ALL ALREADY GROWN UP!! SOME OF THEM ARE TALLER THAN ME!!!!!!! AND THEY ARE ALL CALLING ME DAGH AND DOGPILING ME AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

in less than 24 hours i went from not having any kids and never planning on it to suddenly discovering i am a father to potentially infinite kids because like, a hair or something fell in a cloning vat. having a normal one