thexpr3
thexpr3
TheXPR3
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The name is pronounced by saying each letter individually (X-P-R-3), just thought I'd mention that. Enjoy the random funny, thoughtful, impressive video game, and Magic the Gathering posts. Really, this has no rhyme or reason, these are just things that I liked or made me laugh while scrolling.
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thexpr3 · 1 month ago
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redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"
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thexpr3 · 1 month ago
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This is a friendly reminder that none disabled people often do benefit from the same accommodations disabled people benefit from.
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thexpr3 · 1 month ago
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thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore
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Its so well made its perfect
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Bail Organa + costumes
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thexpr3 · 1 month ago
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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
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thexpr3 · 1 month ago
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important questions to run by your sexual partners:
are you having sex with me because of my posts?
do you find it attractive when i Blog?
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So unphased
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Walter Schnackenberg (German, 1880-1961) - Ballet Und Pantomime
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thexpr3 · 2 months ago
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your pal says something mean about a fat person in shorts this summer you SAY, "oh so they're supposed to get heat stroke because of your sensitive ass?" (fat people deserve to wear weather appropriate clothing)
you're getting ice cream with your friend and they make a comment about the fat person eating an ice cream cone you SAY, "oh then I guess you don't want ice cream, let's go." (fat people don't need to earn food even for enjoyment)
you're at the beach and a fat person is laying out and your dad says something rude about it you SAY, "I think they look comfortable. It's good they're getting some sun. I bet they work hard all year for this vacation." (fat people deserve to appear in public)
telling a someone you like their stretch marks does NOTHING for fatphobia and will NEVER make your friends and family think twice about their shitty learned hatred.
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thexpr3 · 2 months ago
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Is your soul okay?
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thexpr3 · 2 months ago
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A D&D Campaign and a New Commander Deck
First big write up! I wanted to talk about a passion project of mine.
A buddy of mine pitched to me a Magic the Gathering inspired D&D campaign, where we could jump from world to world as Planeswalkers. For non MTG players, it basically means we are playing as multiverse hoppers and can go to differently themed worlds.
We started of w/ Strixhaven: School of Mages. A world based on having a wizard university where different colleges/majors have a different mascot and colors. How familiar I know, but I actually love the concept of picking your major and having competitions w/ other majors, it seemed like a ton of fun!
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I went for a Quandrix Student background, which means I am a Math major (how out of character, I know) and am playing a Cleric! I've never gotten to play a full multipart campaign, so I was excited to do so as a cleric! My backstory is that I am from Arcavios, so I have been waiting my whole life to go to the college. I had some kind of accident as a kid where I traveled to a different world (Theros, or Greek Mythology World) and landed at the temple of Kruphix, God of Horizons, which I think would be an Athena-ish god of knowledge equivalent.
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This is all great setup! I had my backstory, my deity, my plans, but I wanted to add something a little extra to spice things up: A matching commander deck! This will be in my next post, but, I thought to myself "What if I make a deck where we only add cards from worlds my character has visited! That means that he would grow and gain more insight and see more as he travels, which would be an awesome way to restrict deckbuilding!"
The deck that has come from this is what I'll be writing about in these posts, since I want to look back on these fondly, share my journey, and maybe even inspire someone else someday.
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thexpr3 · 2 months ago
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Redraw in honor of the anime being real !!!!!!!
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