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Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck
#I SAW THIS MOVIE IN THEATERS THEY MADE SEAN MENDES THE FUCKING CROCODILE#IT'S AS BATSHIT INSANE AS YOU THINK IT IS AND AFTER WE LEFT WE FOUND OUT THE CAR BATTERY WAS DEAD
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i go back in time to blow up blizzard hq before overwatch ever enters development
i look down at my gold locket with a picture of winston in it and hold it tight while shedding a tear, knowing it will shortly fade away from existence
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Non-Australians!
(And please reblog if you take a guess, I want a good sample size to see what people actually know/don’t know about Australia
#Bunnings banger#i just kinda guessed ive never heard of any of these#sorry to all the Australian peeps im just really stupid
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
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#broke my finger when i was 10 and they had to put pins in my hand to straighten the bone because my mom forced me to take the splint off#the day after and it didnt heal right so i couldnt close my hand in a full fist bc that finger would stick out a good half inch#thanks mom :))))))))
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a kiss on the forehead and a hug to let them know they did a good job today
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
feel free to add on
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Anonymously tell me what time it is there and what you're thinking about.
#10:16 PM#i am rotating a 3D model of a ps4 controller in my head at exponentially increasing speeds
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