isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february
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friend: im having a problem with this person
me: kill them
friend: no
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i found this piece of paper in a desk at school and this was the ONLY thing on it
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real friends reblog each other’s text posts so they get more notes
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Is this the super bowl
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I NEED MENINISM BECAUSE
YOU ALWAYS HEAR EVERYONE SAY “MAMA MIA” BUT YOU NEVER HEAR ANYONE SAY “PAPA PIA”
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luck be in the air tonight
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Praise him
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people who take the time to type www. before accessing a website are up to no good
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if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
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Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
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