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Birb

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

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Thranduil, ruler of the hick elves of Mirkwood. 

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girl: deeper!!!!

boy: 

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listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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This is why I should never be left alone with snapchat and weaponry.

Ever.

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Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.

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Found a pair of Ray Bans in the ocean.

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Gandalf discovering hobbits

this one is actually two years old but I never posted it, still funny tho

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Whether you hate the new Spongebob episodes or not, I think everyone can agree that the show will never top this moment.

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Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

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#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.