in my day we wanted a Nintendo Switch, now millennials just want Nine Gender-Switches
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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long
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in the cuck chair with opera glasses and a big foam finger
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Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning
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how did you light the cigar if you're blind and also an infant
Answer:I come from a family of wealth. It’s basically the first thing we learn…
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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with
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I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise
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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

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I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS BEAR TO BE CHROME TO MAKE A DISCORD SERVER JOKE AND I FUCKED IT UP REAL BAD
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Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this
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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically
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