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the United States has captured deoxys at area 51, leading to the USSR forming a strategic alliance with Rayquaza
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human!rem and misa on a dinner date which innocent bystander will they terrorize
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replaying all of deltarune ch1 and 2 so i can enter ch3 and 4 all nice and refreshed on everything and i am remembering Bad At It i am Bad At It
#txt#sniffles#i struggle and squeal amd whimper my way through every boss fight#and miniboss even#fuckig lpst to lancer and susie
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*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die
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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"
so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished
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Some wise words from the masterminds behind undertale and deltarune
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I love Ace Attorney for presenting us with two extremes of the spectrum for what a 24-year-old can look like in this universe
#took me too long to realize the spectrum in question was not autism.#well.....#apollo is......#idk about this guy i haven't played this game yet but i feel it's a safe bet......
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Congratulations!
After a long and difficult pregnancy and a complicated C-section, I have great news for you: you are a parent! Say hi to your new son, Papa!
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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*
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Enamored by this picture of a legless lizard from georgian reptile fb group
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