the moment he decides to binky
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Smoking that shit that made eraser head
Buy this thing here
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my son... he is very sick
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whenever you ask your friend who’s really into JPEGs “hey which one do i start with is the newest one fine” they always go "no start with rudy time"
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it's all about the weesnaw seesaw bullship... -_- i think you better quit 🚫 clapping like this 👏 or you'll be leaving with a fat bitch ☝️😳
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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.
This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams
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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp
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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
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SENSHI would want you to get enough sleep and have nice nutritious meals
CHILCHUCK would want you to know your worker rights and what your labor is worth
LAIOS would want you to embrace your passions and try new things
FALIN would want you to take care of your health and treat others with kindness
MARCILLE would want you to practice necromancy and have gay sex
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i'm in wisconsin rn wave hello
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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers
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